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Halo
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Halo was originally released for the Xbox. Halo is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell.
Characters
- Master Chief - The main character of the game dressed in green Spartan armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
- The Covenant - Invaders...from space!
- The Flood - A parasite...from Space!
- Cortana - A digital women in Master Chief's helmet. Cortana is like the Navi of Halo, but more sassy and sarcastic, therefore making her more like Tatl from Majora's Mask.
- The Arbiter - Like the Master Chief, but unlike Master Chief, he is not homosexual.
