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Gay Luigi

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Gay Luigi

Gay Luigi accompanies Mario in the epic game Hotel Mario. They are on a quest to save the princess again, and stop Bowser from his evil schemes. Gay Luigi is also one of the three rulers of Youtube Poop, ruling with Mama Luigi and Stone Luigi. Gay Luigi is known to have some anxiety issues, but is usually relieved after eating "lotsa" spaghetti.

He is also a closet schizophrenic, claiming to hear "creepy laughs" at certain times. He also constantly argues with Mario about where things are, and at Mario's forgetfullness when it comes to illumination. In a certain cutscene, Gay Luigi was seen "persuading" a koopa for a light, the koopa later sued Gay Luigi for counts of molestation. However, the koopa was later killed by Mario's gigantic fan.

Gay Luigi also has a deep hatred of boxes, kicking them until something comes out. He has also been rumored to be Mario's stepstool, but such claims have been disproven by Jack Thompson's good twin brother, Mack Thompson.

His favorite activity outside of paling around with Mario would be pole dancing on beanstalks that originate from said kicked boxes.

Opinion

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