Princess Zelda

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Not Zelda.

To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see Pregnant Zelda.

Zelda is the daughter of the King of Hyrule and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking Impa for guidance. She is in no way related to the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Skills

She can play Chuck Fo Fu-- ermm -- Scentless Apprentice on the flute very loudly, smash golems, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father.

Controversy

Zelda is always in constant feud with Ganon. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.

Legal Issues

Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, Ganon Jr. Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for Ms. Filkins.

Appearance and Personality

Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small breast size" and annoying voice. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of PMS. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well. Like most women, her main pet peeve is not receiving any calls or letters or emails from her loved ones at least twice a day.

Memorable Quotes

• "IMPA?!"
• "Nothing, Link. We were just about to have a feast."
• "Father!"
• "But Father? What if something happens to you?"
• Hahaha

Death

Her death has indeed been confirmed. She was telling the players that she would tell them how to fight Ganon's evil legions, when she succumbed to an unknown disease. Within seconds, her face distorted, and then she exploded, It has been said that the disease was infact Orochi AIDS. Footage of this can be found here. (Possibly)