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Shadow the Hedgehog
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Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles,whining about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Sonic or Rouge, Sonic, Fuckles, retarded fangirls, Mudkips (sadly), and having to shoot Mudkips when someone browses for porn on the web. He is a stupid character and all, and HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT LIEK MUDKIPS?!!?8( Oh wait, that's right. Anyone with a good sense of humor, that's who. Silly me!
Reception
Shadow is the neutral character of the Sonic series. A lot of his fans are annoying as hell. Mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls.
Love Life??
Many fans beleive that Shadow is in love with Rouge the Bat . There have been reports of sightings of them "doing stuff". . . Also Knuckles tells him that "he's always wanted to f***" Shadow , and Shadow replies with "F*** off,you knuckle headed bastard!" then smacked Knuckles unconicuss and drugged him up,beat the hell out of him with kicks and punches and shoved him into the trunk of Mario's Kart.
Quotes
Shadow the Hedgehog I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black Doom!
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Shadow the Hedgehog You have no control over me, Black Doom. I now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me
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Shadow the Hedgehog Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog
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Shadow the Hedgehog Where's that DAMN! fourth Chaos Emerald?
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Shadow the Hedgehog Goodbye, doctor
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Shadow the Hedgehog Not you again
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Shadow the Hedgehog You scum! You're going down!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Black Doom! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!
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Shadow the Hedgehog MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Shadow the Hedgehog Damn, Not here
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Shadow the Hedgehog Damn it
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Shadow the Hedgehog Chaos Spear
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Shadow the Hedgehog Leave them it's better
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Shadow the Hedgehog You fixed yourself a certain mission, You must survive to accomplish it someday
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Shadow the Hedgehog Good if you don't
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Shadow the Hedgehog She did not belong to the past, She continued to look toward the future
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Shadow the Hedgehog I hear you and it's whenever you want!
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Shadow the Hedgehog We really do look alike. It's uncanny
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Shadow the Hedgehog You traitor!
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Shadow the Hedgehog As you wish
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Shadow the Hedgehog CHAOS...BLAST!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Yes, but that alone is insufficient.
Rare Quotes
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Shadow the Hedgehog Sonic, Today is the day that i kill you and become the ultimate hedgehog.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Wait untill i shoot down all of those damn fangirls.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Oh yeah, Time to get laid.
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Shadow the Hedgehog
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Shadow the Hedgehog Screw you Maria.
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Shadow the Hedgehog CHAOS.....FART!!!
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Shadow the Hedgehog I shall destroy you!
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Shadow the Hedgehog WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Maria i wanted to rape you!!!!!!.
Likes
- Firearms.
- Katanas
- Bikes.
- Mortal Kombat.
- Akuma.
- May.
- Molly.
- Ryu.
- Torturing Sonic
- Saying DAMN.
- Demanding more dangers in Mama Luigi's story.
Dislikes
- Everything except firearms and katanas.
- Black Doom.
- Eggman.
- Leon.
- Neji.
- Sonic the hedgehog
Trivia
- Sonic is more powerful than Shadow - FACT. [Contributed by Sonic.]
- Shadow is less powerful than Sonic. - FACT.[Contributed by Sonic.]
- those last 2 facts weren't facts. [Contributed by Shadow.]
- Uh, yeah they were, bitch.[Contributed by Sonic.]
- Damn you, Sonic.[Contributed by Shadow.]
- You're too sloow!!![Contributed by Sonic.]
- Fuck you, Sonic.[Contributed by Shadow.]
- You can't fuck me. That would invole touching me in a place of in a way that makes me feel uncomfterable and that's no good.[Contributed by Sonic.]
- At least i don't have AIDS. At least...not Youtube Poop Aids.[Contributed by Shadow.]
- HE'S TOO SLOW!!
- He's cooler than that fellow faggot Silver.
- He's cooler than Robotnik.
- He's more cooler than Sonic
- HIS DAD IS AN AN EVIL ALIEN LEADER LOL WHUT.
- He had to find and rescue Mama Luigi from one of Black Doom's seven Chaos Emeralds, but still can't find her. :(
- He WILL NOT bring sexy back.
- His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, Something Robothead could not do his whole life.
- Doesn't think that Broly is the Ultimate Life Form.
- He Keeps losing his ipod.ice.
- Likes kicking White Hedgehog in the head.
- Like his some-what Brothers or something like that,Shadow Can go Super with the power of the Super AIDS to gain more powerful(Yet like the others Overuse-Death).
- Lost a race to Rock Lee.
- He has a severe case of paranoia
