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INCREDIBLE LASER SWORD
In Brief
The Incredible Laser Sword is a crack team of commandos who specialize with the use of advanced battle mech technology. They have a wide range of skills, much like the A-Team or FOXHOUND.
Their recruitment procedures are unknown, and most data on their personnel and operations is classified.
History
Early History
After the fall of the Berlin Wall, some time during the confusion of the formation of numerous terrorist cells, mercenary units, government agencies, and animation companies, the ILS is believed to have been formed by a small group of friends watching Voltes V clips on Youtube. These reports, along with most reports about the ILS, remain unconfirmed.
Operational History
The most detailed account of their operational history is here.
There have been reports released by US SOCOM and the Department of Defense stating that The ILS was deployed and highly active in the first Gulf War, where they successfully destroyed enemy armor units with their reputed incredible laser swords. Their reputations as elite soldiers spread quickly through the ranks of the forces deployed there, earning the ILS nicknames such as "The Demon Otakus."
Later, they were rumored to have operated in Zanzibar Land, a remote country near Pakistan, however these reports have been unconfirmed. Reportedly, their operation there saw their first casualty. It is believed that the ILS has disavowed any knowledge of this fallen member of the team. Rumors of a casualty only surfaced after part of the team (Nuthead and Rakninja) rambled drunkenly in a bar following their return from the mission. It is possible, however, that it was simply a misperception that Nuthead said, "It was terrible when those bastards dropped poor Jack," when in reality he said, "It's terrible 'cause those bastards ruined my flapjacks."
The ILS remains active even today, in the Los Angles underground as well as possibly operating out of a base in Mexico.
Current Members
The following is a list of currently known and active members of the team and their skills.
- RabbitSnore: Bartender, sniper, master of disguise and interrogation, as well as a formidable gunfighter.
- Crash2991: Intelligence officer.
- Rakninja: Master cleaner of toilets, mech repairman.
- NS2: Tactical espionage action, assassination. Known not to be a hero, just an old killer, sent in to do some wetwork.
- TheHappyFungus: Tactical driving of the team van.
- Nuthead: Front line infantry.
- MarkieV101: Unknown.
- strong414bad: Forgotten.
- MAZZ0Murder: FNG.
- SONICNERD23: Has no rank.
