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Fat Mario
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The form of Mario seen in Hotel Mario, along with Gay Luigi.
Trivia
- Fat Mario isn't as fat sometimes, because they got regular Mario in a few scenes of the game as a stunt-double. This is because the director thought that Fat Mario was regular Mario, and vice versa.
- Portrayed by "Mr. X" in Hotel Mario: The Movie
- Has an admitted and apparent toaster fetish.
- Eats tubs of Horse fat, Cow fat, Pig fat, and Feces fat.
- Had five heart attacks in one minute
- Has the ability to absorb fat from other people
- Is so fat that if you fell on him, it would feel like a pillow, only difference is that you could suffocate in Fat Mario
- Inadvertedly stopped Emo Luigi from committing suicide once, after he'd deliberately overdosed on bacon, Fat Mario arrived to suck the fat out of him with a straw.
- Can absorb living creatures if he's hungry enough
- Eventually gets eaten by Galactus
- Fat Mario has no neck.
- He has a lesser known form as Dramatic Mario. That's when he says, "Luigi, look!" in a dramatic way.
- His favorite song is "Get Off of My Cloud" by The Rolling Stones.
- Has a lesser known form known as Retard Mario
- He also wants a motherfucking Chaleto (whatever that is) {cause he's a fat boy & he's moving like Beyoncé}!!!
Cultural Heritage: Italian-American
Memorable Quotes
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- "NO?"
- "Gay, Luigi?"
- "All toasters toast toast!"
- "Luigi, look!"
- "Up there!"
- "Look!"
- "Wheeeeerrrreeeeesss the princess?!"
- "Where'd she go?"
- "It's from Bowzah!"
- "Hua-haa! Here's the problem: too many toastahs!"
- "Check out the enclosed instruction book."
- "Where there's smoke..."
- "They pinch back."
- "Get ready to catch her!"
- "Hey you, get offa my cloud!"
- "That wasn't so hard, was it?"
- "It's been one of those days."
- "Uh-oh!" swoop BANG boom boom boom ba-boom "Oof! Where am I?"
- "Gee-eh-ee, it's kinda dark."
- "Get the hint?"
- "'gets kissed by Princess Peach'"HO,HO,HO!"
- "Mabye there's a switch in one of the rooms. REMIND me teh CHECK!"
- "You got to help us!"