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Jafar

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And the boy was a criminul

Basic info

Jafar is a Terrorist who comes from Agrabah. He make weird faces all the time and likes to hurt animals, specially his pet parrot and lover Iago, by crushing a moving wall on them. He once became very powerful and wants Mama Luigi dead and wants TREE to be the punishment. Also known as a pedophile and a serial raper.

Cultural Heritage: Arabian

Likes

  • Power
  • Harming harmless animals
  • Making weird facial expressions
  • Ganon´s opera
  • Touching little kids
  • The cave of Uctions

Dislikes

Legal issues

As mentioned before, Jafar is a serial raper, a pedophile and a terrorist who uses Boomaga 99 spells to make havoc. He once managed to molest Sora while he was whacking heartless in Agrabah. Sora shoved his keeblayd up Jafar´s ass in the aftermath as revenge And demanded the bastard. A trial is still to be held and Jafar´s ass still hurts.

Quotes

  • "And the boy was a criminal"
  • "Things are unraveling fast now boy"
  • "GET THE POINT?"
  • "awww Iago"
  • "by beheading"
  • "And you my queeen, shall be defeated by a bunch of filthy strippers"