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Jallerbo
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Name: jallerbo
Real Name: Jasmine
Sex: Female
Country: USA
Year Started: 2012
Preferred Software: Vegas Pro 12
YouTube Account: jallershy
History
Jallerbo was born on Christmas Day 1994 to a clan of mutant anthropomorphic horse-people from Dallas, Texas. The first video she ever saw was "Revenge of the Mad Madman" by Deepercutt. Thus began the extinction of hours worth of young jallerbo's time from watching hundreds of YTPs on a daily basis.
Jallerbo first made a poop in 2012. It's been somewhat of a medical mystery how exactly she went without defecating for 17 years straight. All that can be said is that the hours sucked out of jallerbo's precious free time and subsequently imported into Sony Vegas would eventually become years as jallerbo steadily grew a fanbase of nearly five real subscribers. As of this writing, she has over 58,000 subscribers.
Poopography
YTPs
- A Youtube Poop or Something, F*ck I Dunno
- Grooseward Pops Linkoln's Butt Cherry
- Part I of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
- RadicalFaith360 Feeds Your Children Semen
- Part III of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
- You Might Need Fleshlight Repair if You Rape Llamas
- Everyone You Know... Snorts Cum
- Bavid Dailey Makes Spadinner for Neo and Agent Smith on a Fall Afternoon
- Part I of the Ballad Of Bavid Dailey
- BAVIDOCALYPSE
- Part II of the Ballad Of Bavid Dailey
- Hoezus Gets Molested By a Firecrotch
- Chester A. Bum's Nostalgic Masturbation Habits
- Made for TheArsenioButt's (CANCELED) Chester A. Bum Collab
- The Collective Fecal Consciousness Known As...
- Memoirs of a Carpet Salesman Part I: The Return of Stoob
- Made for Austrock9080's MW10T Collab
- Legend Of The Draggin Balls
- You're In Jaller's World Now, Baby
- The Spinge Binge, Vol. 1: My Little Pizza
- Draggin Balls 2: BALL HARDER
Favorite Memes
A little known fact about Jallerbo is Jallerbo's undying love for memes. Nearly all of Jallerbo's videos contain some of the freshest memes from your wildest dreams. These include, but are not limited to:
- Troll Face
- Blow-horn Sample
- Over There!
- Ass Ketchup
- What Does The Fox Say?
- My boyfriend, Flower's Delicious Ink
- Recolored Happy Tree Friend Characters Being Used As Avatars
- Chad Daddy (sup bichez)
- YOU! (blush ^_^)
Collaborations
jallerbo has hosted a few (one) collaborations, including:
- The Ambience Collab (Complete)
The idea for this collab was to create an ambient-themed YTP. Participants could interpret "ambience" however they wanted.
- Participants:
- Tofucakecan
- ManMonocle
- FishTitan64
- iamoutofideas1
- SatanTits
- TeeheeSamson
- XxRobotChaoxX
- Sid1325
- robochao1
- SeanTylerLAWL
- Stretch11Poops
- SarevolNahtanoj
- theraz0redge
- SaturdayNightCleaner
- AlarmCopter
- Participants:
Style
Jallerbo tends to stay on the bland, less-experimental, joke-stealing side of comedy when creating artistic video remixes. Typical influences for Jallerbo's stand up routine include dathings1, Dane Cook, the Bernstein Bears, and various inanimate objects.
Reception
jallerbo is critically panned by nearly the entire YTP community, with many considering jallerbo to be "the worst ytper of all time". In response to this negative criticism, jallerbo has said simply:
"wtf i dont suk u suk i am teh best ytper and i kan spel reelly gud! btw i suk".
Dislikes
- dicks
Preferred Software
- Sony Vegas 12
- Sony Vegas XII
- Sony Vegas Twelve
- Sony Vegas i am 12 and what is this
- Adobe After Effects CS6
- Windows Explorer
- Angry Birds STAR WARS iPhone App
- Gameboy Printer
- The Shrekronomicon
- YTPMVer Wiki
Influences
Achievements
- Worst YTPer
- Disappointment to family and peers
- Gay
- Can wiggle pinkie toe individually (but only on left foot)
- Pissing everyone off
- Went 3 whole minutes without masturbating (s0urce needed)
- Copied audio clips from other YTPs because jallerbo was too lazy to find them
Trivia
- jallerbo lives in Dallass (salad), Texas.
- jallerbo's birthday is 12/25/94.
- jallerbo is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, language, currency, transportation system, and instructional cardio workout video series on VHS.
- jallerbo is bisexual, which means jallerbo masturbates with both hands
