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Naruto

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Naruto, also known as Narto, Nartuo, Naurto, Nuarto, Noratu, Narato, and Spaghetti is a fake ninja and aspiring Hokage who always likes to say "Believe it" whenever he thinks is necessary, which is most of the time apparently. He is one of few who can believe it's not butter. He is also hiding from Hinata after she got pregent. So far, Naruto is hiding in an island very far away from home.

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Naruto in the future attempting to rape his older self
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After his show cancelled, he now appears in "Garfield" strips saying his annoying catch phrase.

Facts

Naruto actually never says "Believe it" as a catchphrase in the Japanese version of Naruto. In japanese he says "Dattebayo" which could have to possible meanings:

  • termination in a japanese sentence mostly used by girls
  • The Zeeky words in Japanese
  • He's next on T-Reich's hitlist.
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Naruto taking a dump
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Accidental? You decide!
  • HES 12 YEARS OLD YET GIRLS WANT TOO FUCK HIM BELIEVE IT (Hinata, Gay Luigi, Sakura)
  • ALSO HES A FAGGOT
  • Jiraiya is deluded into thinking Naruto is an arse he can fuck.