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Superkoffee
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Sex: Male
Country: USA
Year Started: 2009
Preferred Methods: Tennis rape
Preferred Software: Final Cut Pro
YouTube Account: LeSuperKoffee
In Breif
Hi. I'm superkoffee. I like to have friends. I am still in school at the time of writing this. IMPORTANT: if anyone needs a buddy just PM me! I also am a fan of the Zelda series, and you'll find I quickly get along with anyone who's username appears to be from the series...
KOFFEE LIKES SALAD
Koffee likes salad. Which kind of salad, he has never actually told anyone. It is a secret from everyone. It's True!!
Relations
Koffee want you to think he is the woman in the photo, but don't be fooled. He is neither. He just posted this here to fool and confuse you. Do not be confused!
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History
Once upon a DINNER, there was a MAGICal LaND full of SHIS, and everlasting kumquats. Enjoying his life he decided to become "Rude Man." "Rude Man" is the Dark sideof Koffee, and it is very HOT, according to himself. It's debatable as to the meaning of the word hot: It is assumed by some that this means either temperature wise, or attraction wise.
He found a gun to TERRORIZE people with at McDonalds. While in the guise of Rude Man, he would sometimes call himself Youchewpoopy. He would then force the people at McDonalds to dance day and night for three days until the creation of Majora's Mask was completed, or something to that effect. He was eventually driven out by Ronald Mcdonald who sealed away the mask in hopes that no one would ever be able to use it's evil powers.
Koffee's Charpter 2 ft. flutternutters
WHAT IT MEANS
so koffee was in a ummmm mmmmmmmm hyurle castle!!!!! and then he was dying. it was his mom funeral. he took off his shirt and heeeee waasssss boreeeddddd lol ;) kofee wasz sas so he sing a lullaby. he remebeers when he was a wilttle baby man peep pee he remembers that song. he sang it. and he gots SUPER POWERS!!!!!! !!!! and so he saved the day thanks to kitty glitter and fruit.
my thoguhts on my own story.
it is an revoultionary ytpmv!!!!!! good ypmgfv!!!!!!!! aaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111one
[dinner]
NEW STORY
KOFFEE MET OBAMA IN THE TWINN TOWERS AND HE BLEW UP THE END RIP RIP HE DIED !!!!!!!
First Poop Seen
Dinner
First Poop Made
Dinner
Reception
called a #rude #cute dinner by his loyal royal breakfast
Criticism
- Being too cute
- Dropping it likes it hot when it's COLD
- O_O
Preferred Software
- Milkshakeman Cut Pro!!!!!!!
- Dinnershop CS911
OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! BAN SOPAKOFFEE THE SOPA SUPPORTER FROM CHEWWIKI PETITION: sign here~ 1. O_O 2. not superyoshi
THAT'S ALL THE SIGS WE NEED SUPERKOFFEE IS BANNED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trivia
- HE USED THE INNNNNNTERNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH
- AND he changed.
- NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
- GEUSS NOT???????????????????????????????????????????????
- HE MADE THE REVOLUTIONARY CORNERED CARL YTPMV WATCH IT TODAY
"It was pretty fucking sick. What can I say? I love a good croissant." - Superchops
- He has five butts
