United Kingdom

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Dieu Et Mon Droit. God save the Queen!

The United Kingdom is a country northwest of the Eurasian mainland, in the British Isles, that occupies the entire island of Great Britain, as well as the northern part of Ireland. It consists of the smaller countries of England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.

The United Kingdom is home to various poopers, and is actually one of the major pooping countries (alongside the United States and Canada).

Some Bloody Brits

• Queen Elizabeth II
• Robin Hood
• Maid Marian
• King Richard
• Prince John
• The Beatles
• The Electric Cheese
• Fiddlesticks
• The English
• The Scots
• The Welsh
• A few Irishmen
• These bloody poopers.

Disliked by These Wankers

• The Irish
• The rest of the European Union

Other Bloody Information

• The number of cheese varieties in the United Kingdom exceeds 700 varieties, nearly twice as many as those sodding French.