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Simon Belmont Painting

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I prefer to be known as FingerBlast69, MRLOL785, or John.

In Brief

I wear boxers. I'm a man of many tastes and interests.

First Poop Watched

I believe it was "A Clockwork Yellow" by ophios back in Summer 2008-ish.

First Poop

I made a couple on occasion in the last couple of years, none have ever been uploaded, and most have been deleted. Nothing even worth watching, really. First one I felt was good enough to upload was "The Only Road Rovers Poop Ever Made" back in May 2011. My style has improved greatly since then. Watch at your own risk:

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Preferred Sources

  • The Hardy boys cartoon from the '60s. Extremely shitty, and very trippy.
  • Captain N: The Game Master.

Preferred FX

  • Sentence Mixing
  • Stutter
  • Ear rape
  • Negative
  • Reverse
  • Repeat

Preferred Editor

  • iMovie 09. I also use HD and FCP on occasion. I've also started using Premiere (as of July 18, 2011).

List of Poops

  • The Only Road Rovers Poop Ever Made
  • Youtube Poop-Cyndi Lauper Fucks a Nazi
  • YTP-My Personal Private M.D. (later spun off into a Tennis round w/ Linux).
  • Youtube Poop-Bart Baker Jerks Off to His Dad (my most-viewed poop to date)
  • Youtube Poop-K.L.I.P.
  • YTP-Quiet Riot Gets Horny and Dies
  • YTP-Pongo Contacts the Center for Disease Control to Get His Groove Back
  • YTP-This Video is Banned in Germany (uses clips from "K.L.I.P" and "Pongo Contacts the...." poops, plus some new material).
  • YTP-Frarf Day
  • Youtube Poop-I'M AN EGGPLANT
  • YTP-A.S.S.
  • YTP-Captain N is Racist
  • YTP-RULE NUMBER ONE OF AVIATION
  • YTP-MY ASH IS HUNRY
  • Youtube Poop-Tammy Treehugger Puts a Coconut in Her Treehugger (my favorite poop so far).
  • The Hardy Boys Shit On Top of a Ferris Wheel (Premiere Test)
  • Santa Claus Has Dinner With His Penis
  • Mario Draws a Noodle
  • Mario Has Gay Sex With an Apple
  • Simon Belmont Comes Out (actually an earlier poop that I never bothered to upload 'til now)
  • Jason Derulo Perishes in a Fire
  • Katy Perry Has an Epiphany (DailyMotion exclusive)
  • Colleen Rhymes Orange with Faggot
  • Exile Jingles All the Balls
  • Chubby Divides by Tampon
  • Hammerman Plays The Legend of Zelda

Tennis Round with LinuxFP

An unorthodox round because the Serve didn't count as Round 1.

  • Serve: My Personal Private M.D.
  • Round 2: YTP Tennis- LOL and Let LOL
  • Round 4: YTP Tennis- Fapping Circles
  • Round 6. YTP Tennis -My Little Penis

And, for reference, Linux's rounds:

  • Round 1: [Tennis] My Personal Poop
  • Round 3: [Tennis] EARRAPE and Let LOL
  • Round 5: [Tennis] Stoner Circles

Tennis Round With Awesome

  • Serve: Youtube Poop-Tammy Treehugger Puts a Coconut in Her Treehugger
  • Round 3: Tennis-Mario Draws a Noodle
  • Round 5: Tennis-Mario Has Gay Sex With an Apple

-Awesome's Rounds:

  • Round 2: The Super Mario Brothers Go To C Her Treehamburger
  • Round 4: Robotnik Gets Information From Mario & Luigi
  • Round 6: Sonic Then Falls In Love With Mario

YTPMV

  • Palm Leaf Poop

Collabs I've Participated In

As you can see, I'm a collab whore. Here's a list of the collabs I participate in/have participated in.

  • Poop Orgy-Papa Gonzales
  • TV Show/Movie Intro Collab-cantflyman/MountainDewMaNN
  • Innovation in Simplicity-Smonge
  • Black Comedy Colllab-DiscoGlacier
  • Megapoop Collab- TheRaz0rEdge
  • No-Reverse Collab- CaptainStringCheese
  • Harry Potter and the Combusken's Collab-Combuskenisawesome
  • 1-2 Frame Collab-CorruptionSound

Collabs I've Organized

  • The MiniPoop Collab
  • Music Video Collab

Trivia

  • I prefer to use unorthodox sources rather than dead ones.
  • My grandfather is a well-known neurologist.