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Sun
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This article is filed under Characters.Fuck you, Sun! Fuck you! - Doc Louis
The Sun is a living Sun that loves to run into all sorts of shit when looked at, which is followed by explosions. Ganon once tried to steal his face for DNA to create an army of Suns, but he melted before he could get to it.
The Sun's Face.
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Likes
- The Phoenix Suns
- The Beatles song "Here Comes the Sun"
- The British newspaper "the Sun".
- No one else.
- Being angry all the time.
Dislikes
- Mario
- Luigi
- The Moon
- Ganon
- You
- Me
- Anyone who looks at it.
- Gays
- When you use the shortcut in level 8-2 of Super Mario Bros. 3 to avoid him.
- Being shot at by the Moon.
The sun is a jerk. It destroys me.
Quotes
- You must die!
Trivia
- According to Claude Frollo, the Sun is blazing in Hell. Little does Frollo know, the Sun is actually the fires of Hell in the sky! Wait, what?
- Here comes the sun!
- To him, the ultimate insult is being mooned.
- Some gangstas thought that the Sun doesn't shine on the ghetto.
- One time in New Orleans, the Sun got shot at by the Moon. Now that's fucked up right there.
- Is also a tabloid newspaper in the United Kingdom.
