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Roy Koopa
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This article is filed under Characters.Roy "Bully" Koopa (B. 1970) is one of King Koopa's sons, and is the strongest of his siblings.
Personality
You know it's Roy if he's...
Roy being a happy retard.
- Wearing pink Wayfarers.
- Spinning Egg Luigi.
- Telling people to SHADDUP!!
- Humping Mario in a football field.
- Flipping the bird.
- Playing by Australian rules.
- Putting pesky plumbers six feet down undah with his raping powers.
- Leaving footprints on cave guys' faces.
- Whining to King Dad.
- Scratching his ass.
- Plugging in LOADS of toasters into one room, with no care for the electricity bill.
- A member of the KKK
- Having a threesome with Birdo and Wendy O.
- Raping Morton
- Being back in New Super Mario Bros. Wii (That's right, kiddies, he's back!).
- Stealing lunch money from school kids.
Dislikes
- The Cave People
- Santa Claus
- People saying that he's related to Roy from Fire Emblem: Fūin no Tsurugi and Super Smash Bros. Melee.
- Bowser Jr, for stealing the spotlight from him and his brothers and sister.
- Wendy O. Koopa
- Morton Koopa Jr.
- Ludwig Von Koopa
Quotes
- "Sorry, dino-dud. Luigi got changed into an egg. I SAW IT!!"
- "Awww, SHADDUP!! We'll never get started!!"
- "I'm gonna put you down undah! Six feet down undah!"
- "I'll leave footprints, all right! On their faces!! CHAAARGE!!"
- "I want one, King Dad!"
- "This Magic Balloon only brings presents to instruction book children?! What kinda wimp is he?"
- "Giant smiant, Big Mouth he ain't dat big a deal."
