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Thereisnospork303
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1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Revision as of 22:28, 5 February 2010 by Thereisnospork303 (talk | contribs)
Thereisnospork303 is a moderator for the YouChew forums.
Introduction
Because spoon was taken.
History
There was a time when he was not.
First poop seen
First poop made
The Adventures of Liquid and Luigi
Style
To beat the living shit out of the viewer, then ask him/her how it felt.
Preferred Sources
- Metal Gear Solid
- Sailor Moon
- Star Wars
- Terminator
- Super Mario World
- George W. Bush
- Sonic: The Movie
- Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
- The Matrix
- Featured videos on youporn.com
Preferred Methods
- Ear Rape
- Reversing
- Juxtaposition
- Layering
- Visual Warping
- Loops
- Reversals
- You Cut
- Stutter Loop
Dislikes
- CD-i overuse
- Long periods of unpooped material in a poop
- When a particular joke runs too long
- Disney music
- Jar Jar Binks
- Count Dooku
- Dickweeds
Reception
Criticism
- Thereisnospork drew fire from famed and renowned YouTube user Wood2WouldNot for blowing out his speakers with ear rape. Thereisnospork currently doesn't give a damn.
- He also drew fire from the1936 when he forgot to unban him after taking over administration of the forum. This resulted in a series of complaints on his Youtube channel, with cries for liberty from the1936 and quotes from Star Wars from Thereisnospork.
Achievements
- His most viewed video is George W. Bush Declares War on Dr. Rabbit (which has since been removed).
- He blew out someone's speakers.
- Introduced RabbitSnore to Youtube Poop, thus unleashing a thousand plagues upon the world.
Associates
In Real Life
- RabbitSnore - A friend since their days in bitchin' pigsty school.
- Black_Puffin - Brother of the Rabbit
Online
- RabbitSnore
- MrDrunkenFox
- PapaGonzales
- TangerineImpz
- Misselaineous10
- Wikiwow
- UncleChuckTH
- SesakaBlargh
- JimPaladin
Influences
Fans
- Misselaineous10
- RabbitSnore, obviously
- NS2
Other Information
Trivia
- Thereisnospork is a white male.
- Can do a wide range of impersonations and imitations.
- Is a fan of The Matrix as well as Star Wars.
- Out of all of his poops, Thereisnospork's personal favorite is HE'S ON A COLLISION COURSE.
- YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
- Is the administrator of YouChewPoop
- WORKS ON THE CLOSED SET OF THE HIT TELEVISION SERIES: "PIMP MY METAL GEAR". HE WAS ON THE SET PERSONALLY AS THEY DE-MANTELED REX'S OLD RAIL GUN AND PUT IN 40,000 EXTRA CUP HOLDERS, AND ONCE THE OTHERS WERE ALL SLEEPING OFF THE VARIOUS INTOXICATIONS THEY TOOK IN DURING THE AFTER PARTY, THEREISNOSPORK303 SNUCK INTO REX AND USED THE NEWLY EDITED RADOME (DUBBED "BOOTAH-DOME") TO SCOPE OUT SOME FINE FEMALE ASSES, WHICH HE THEN PROCEEDED TO HIT ON BY BLING-BLINGING HIS SHIT ALL DOWN DA WHOLE BLOCK.
- Also known to many as TINS he has a reputation for raping small children while yelling jo moma jokes. None of them are found comedic by most members of society but occasionally he can receive laughs from family guy fans. This particular activity of his/hers is under scientific investigation by some of the greatest minds including but not limited too Hamlet, Hammurabi, Homer, Thomas Jefferson, Nikola Tesla, James Paliden, George Washington, Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., and Mr Bean. This puzzles most of them but they are determined since if they unlock this secret it will solve the energy crisis.
