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The Map
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The Map is a sacred item that only Gwonam can make appear when he says "The Map" Without moving his lips. If you touch an area on the map, you will get transported there. Illegal researchers have found an AIDS Factory on the map, with super condom suits on, they were able to find out that the AIDS Factory was made by none other than Mama Luigi.
The Map has also been shown to suddenly grow a human face from time to time.
Trivia
- In Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, Midna actually bought The Map from Gwonam, that's why she can use it to transport.
- Gwonam is obsessed with The Map.
- In Guild Wars, you can also teleport from town to town using The Map.
- In Pokemon games, you can Fly to cities by selecting them on The Map.
- In Club Penguin, you can teleport from place to place also using The Map.
- The Map was located in Chapter 12 Section 95 Page 31 of The Enclosed Instruction Book.
- The Map was once used by Gwonam to defeat Harlequin
- The Map can also be used to broadcast TV signals, similerly to the Tri-force of Wisdom
- If you say "Map!" backwards it sounds like a bit like "Ham!"
Youtube Poopers who have read the Map
- Temeku
- MrGenericMan
- Every Food Staff member
- Melink
Characters who have read the Map
- Link
- Dora the Explorer
Characters who have BEEN the Map
- Bob Saget
- Paper Mario
