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Left 4 Dead
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Left 4 Dead is a survival-horror shooter game where you must descend through seemingly infinite hordes of zombies while grabbing as many bottles of pills as you can.
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Characters
- Bill - A senile old war veteran who likely suffers from PTSD and minor dementia. When he was your age, he was shooting up Vietnamese militants, today he finds himself shooting up zombies. However due to his mental disorders he believes he's back in Vietcong fighting off unarmed militants.
- Louis - Was probably a manager for a pharmacy before the zombie apocalypse struck, hence his obsession with pills. When he was met up by the other three survivors before the events of Left 4 Dead they found him held up in a fort of pill canisters he personally built tripping his balls off. Francis knocked the fort over setting Louis into a frenzy. Zoey and Louis managed to incapacitate him long enough to calm him down with more pills.
- Francis - The badass biker dude who tries too hard to hate everything. In the end it backfires on him once he starts hating his hatred.
- Zoey - She just comes along so that the other three don't look gay. Started having a relationship with Francis until he revelaed that he hated her of course, so now she sticks with Louis.
Special Zombies
- Tank - The Tourettes Guy as a zombie. He can throw chunks of sidewalk at you or fucking run you over. Either way you're dead.
- Boomer - The zombified manifestation of VALVe President Gabe Newell, he vomits on people...yeah.
- Smoker - A chain-smoking zombie who grabs the humans with his tongue and reels them in sort of like fishing.
- Hunter - He likes to jump on people and rape them to death, especially Zoey.
- Witch - The witch is just a bitch. You're doomed if you shoot one. It is the fastest and deadliest monster in the game (in most cases), though there is a way to kill it in one hit: bother it, and when it is in the middle of trying to get up, shoot it with a shotgun. If you screw up, shoot it like hell.
- (L4D 2 only) Bull (or something like that) - jumps on players and hit them with stuff while pinning you to the ground.
First Used By
Future Game(s)
- There is going to be a Left 4 Dead 2 (see video). A new zombie, new weapons, and it's daytime.
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