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Ronald McDonald
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Ronald McDonald is an advertising character turned devil who now kidnaps children in order to increase his army.
Story
In 1955, McDonald's was created. McDonald's needed a mascot in order to speed up the process of selling burgers, so they created Ronald McDonald. Things were fine until the mid 2000s, when criticisms of McDonald's by fat shits with no self-control started appearing in large numbers, which caused him to turn evil and kill the fat shits. Since then, he has become more and more evil.
Story 2
After 1988, McDonald's turned to shit, and Ronald turned shit along with the restaurant.
Quotes
- Ran Ran RU!!!
- Hambagaa!
- Moshi Moshi?
- Go Active!
- I'm lovin' it!
Facts
- Ronald McDonald is the final boss of Super Smash Bros. Brawl on impossible mode.
- When Ronald McDonald returns from his trip in hell, he will pass out infected hamburgers.
- He is not fat beacuse he doesn't eat at Burger King.
- Is massively popular for his "U.N. Owen Was Her?!" remix.
- Claims that his feet are 4 hamburgers long.
- Is a very cheap character in M.U.G.E.N., constantly spamming his hambagaas and apple bombs. His reign of terror finally ended when Colonel Sanders beat the living shit out of him. But he is planning a counter attack...
- He is called Donald McDonald in Japan.
- You can usually find him rallying children when he isn't at McDonald's.
- Apparently, he's also a tall motherfucker.
- DON DON RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- In the '70s and '80s, he and his friends were actually loved by children. This was before McDonald's turned to shit in 1988, and again in the 2000s.
