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Real Mario

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Name: Real Mario
Appears In: Super Mario Brothers Super Show
Sex: Male
Age: 75 (no joke!)
Occupation(s): Plumber
Played By: Lou Albano

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Real Mario is Real Mario.

{{#ev:youtube|65uNCLBTje0|320}}DO IT, YOU FABRIC.

Quotes

  • Do the Mario!
  • Swing your arms from side to side!
  • Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario!
  • Take one step, and then again!
  • Let's do the Mario, all together now!
  • You got it!
  • It's the Mario!
  • Just like that!
  • Martian Mario!
  • Swing de arm out and out!
  • Sex? Oh, yes!
  • Enter Super Mario!
  • I shit for... Mortal Kombat!
  • Hey Captain Mario!
  • Minor fault oh, yeah!
  • Suck it!!
  • Dat is the Mario!
  • I split for... Oh, no! Gay men!
  • Just for gays!
  • Luigi I'm home!
  • (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, fuck you Luigi!
  • (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you Luigi!
  • IT'S ELVIS!!!
  • Why does no one come by to see us anymore, Luigi?