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Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy is a great rapper who was delivered to us by God from Africa, he makes much better rap songs than those other lousy bastards. When he produced his original hit, Crank Dat, he spent years of his life boxed up in a little recording studio, knowing that his time of fame was at hand...
Crank Dat was created during a time when creativity was almost completely absent from the media. Soulja Boy's investors, who will remain unnamed here, were very wary of funding this ambitious project at first, but after reading through the lyrics, they invested a total of eight million dollars into the Soulja Boy Project.
The song was released in 1997 and had a short popularity spree then, but Soulja Boy decided not to release any more singles until he had perfected his unique style. After releasing "Kiss Me Thru The Phone" in 2008, he immediately regained all of his popularity.
To conclude (regarding Crank Dat):
"This is quite possibly the greatest song ever written. The lyrics have such depth and meaning. It articulates the struggle of the black males of this country who ardently attempt to get their crank on, but because of political circumstance are incapable of doing so. It instills in the listener a respect for the astute intelligence of the artist and this atrabilious and forlorn masterpiece."
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- YOU'RE GOING DOWN SOULJA BITCH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- You dont know what good music iz son , so fuck off . Soulja Boy Rulz
