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Hulk Hogan
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Hulk Hogan is a dangerous poser infamous fo` his penis grill'n techniques n' shit. He's is tha most sexually attractive spendin' on earth, ta tha point where bustin' an glimpse of him is letally dangerous ya dig?.
Recently tha grizzill stopped work'n coz of overuse ..
Hogasm
Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbl'n ejacuation called a hogasm. This phenomona can cause yo crotch ta explode into an giant semen showa, perpetratin' yo pants in tha process . Im crazy, you can't phase me. It's rumored tha ejactualtion is secretly used ta transport people, as it packs enough powa ta propel victims backwards ta tha moon. Killa this has yet ta be confirmed. Some thugz hate ta be confronted by a occurrence of a hogasm, lead'n ta unnessecary aggresion and my money on my mind. It's advised ta treat tizzle wit care.
Trivia
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- He stars in a cartoon.
- Ocasionally makes mistakes in speeches.
- He is tha ONLYperson who could battle Brock Samson n win. Although Brock would still survive coz he is equally as awesome.
Likes
- Saying brotha
- Yellow/Red uniforms
- Wrestl'n
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Dislikes
- Animal cruelty
- Vince McMahon
- Macho Mizzle Randy Savage
Hulkamizzles
People Infected By The Hizzy Hogan Penis Grill
- Violent J
- George Foreman
- Dethklok
- Phil Collins
- Bono
- John Cena (R.I.P.)
- ApolloBoy
- KittyGabyIMEANGOAT
- HARD GAY
- Blightcopy
- Hirohiko Araki
- Bill Cosby
