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Hulk Hogan

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This is what an Hogasm looks like.

Hulk Hogan is a dangerous monster infamous for his penis grilling techniques. He's the most sexually attractive being on earth, to the point where catching an glimpse of him is letally dangerous.

Hogasm

Hulk Hogan can cause an powerful earth-rumbling ejacuation called an hogasm. This phenomona can cause your crotch to explode into an giant semen shower, destroying your pants in the process. It's rumored the ejactualtion is secretly used to transport people, as it packs enough power to propel victims backwards to the moon. However, this has yet to be confirmed. Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of an hogasm, leading to unnessecary aggresion. It's advised to treat them with care.

Trivia

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  • He stars in a cartoon.
  • Ocasionally makes mistakes in speeches.

Likes

  • Penis grills
  • Giving people hogasms
  • Saying brotha
  • Yellow/Red uniforms
  • Commercials
  • Guys
  • Wrestling
  • George Foreman
  • Orgasms
  • Hogasms

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Dislikes

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Hogan, shocked at the appearance of a bunch of gremlins.
  • Animal cruelty
  • Vince McMahon
  • People afraid of admitting their hogasms.
  • Linda Hogan
  • Gremlins
  • The other people who are currently attempting to outsell his grill with their own as follows:
  • George Foreman
  • Hiroki Narimaya
  • Michael Jackson
  • Hirohiko Araki
  • William H. Seward
  • Michael Richards
  • Weegee
  • Hard Gay
  • Tom Cruise

People Infected By The Hulk Hogan Penis Grill