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Naruto

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Naruto, also known as Narto, Nartuo, Naurto, Nuarto, Noratu, Narato, Naturot, Narutarted, Nosferatu, and Spaghetti is a fake ninja and aspiring Hokage who always likes to say "Believe it" whenever he thinks is necessary, which is most of the time apparently. He is one of few who can believe it's not butter. He is also hiding from Hinata after she got pregent. So far, Naruto is hiding in an island very far away from home.

Naruto's TRUE final words.
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Naruto in the past, attempting to rape his older self

Facts

Naruto actually never says "Believe it" as a catchphrase in the Japanese version of Naruto. In japanese he says "Dattebayo" which could have to possible meanings:

  • termination in a japanese sentence mostly used by girls
  • The Zeeky words in Japanese
  • He's next on T-Reich's hitlist.
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Naruto taking a dump
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The pic that spawned 100000000 shitty yaoi fanfics.
  • HES 12 YEARS OLD YET GIRLS WANT TOO FUCK HIM BELIEVE IT (Hinata, Gay Luigi, Sakura)
  • ALSO HES A FAG
  • MOVED TO SAN-FRANSICO
  • CAUGHT A BIG DISEASE
  • Jiraiya is deluded into thinking Naruto is an arse he can fuck.
  • The reason Suckura Hates him is because he ate all the cake and Cummed on her at her party.
  • He bet his dignity in a game of Dance Dance Revolution with Daniel J D'Arby and lost when D'Arby rigged the game to play on VERY HARD mode, meaning Naruto had to walk around in his sexy Jutsu form naked to the delight of many.
  • Intenseowl tried to kill naruto for beating him in naruto clash of ninja,but naruto got away with only his arm chopped of by Intenseowl's machette of death
  • Will Rasengan You in the face!
  • Akuma reckons Naruto's Sexy Jutsu doesn't make a bit of difference
  • As talked about in Hasta Manunca, he got slayed by Zira who wants him.
  • Won the "Most Annoying Anime Character" awards since 1999.
  • about every 12 seconds someone has a wet dream about the female characters on naruto

Quotes

  • Believe it.
  • Thats my ninja way.
  • Sexy Jutsu!!!!
  • Pervy Sage!!!
  • Rasengan!!!!!


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