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Lord Kiro
This article is filed under Characters.Fari is the King's Spaniard Servant who is also known as Zorro for some reason. He helped Zelda find and capture Duke Onkled, and took him away when the King told him to. He has a special power to stop people from doing things when he says the magical phrase "HEY!". Because of this, he was not captured by Ganon.
After The Wand of Gamelon
Fari stayed as the King's top servant and his only apparent knight. He is the only person who can stop James Bond (or anyone, for that matter). Occasionally, he obtains the book of Koridai and fucks everyone. He is, unfortunately, one of the only straight people in Hyrule. He also has become the fortune teller in Hyrule, as he knows countless facts, he is even smarter than Impa, and she knows how dangerous an old vagina is. Only he and God knows how dangerous those are.
Random Knowledge
As stated previously, he is perhaps the smartest person in all of Hyrule, he knows more than the King about Duke Onkled, knowing the brown substance that Duke Onkled's penis is made out of. He was also able to find out Hektad's fate, that he would die, even though Fari is unable to time travel. It is rumored that Fari will be in the next Perfect Dark, Fari even predicted it. He also does a good R2-D2 impersonation.
Trivia
- He's one of the more average guys when it comes to popularity in the CD-i universe.
Quotes
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Fari Here's the traitor, your majesty!
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Fari Duke Onkled betrayed the King!
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Fari Duke Onkled's dick is made of chocolate!
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Fari HEY!
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Fari Strike the head of the portrait to enter Duke Onkled's chamber!
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Fari I'll make sure he doesn't get away!
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Fari I betrayed the King!
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Fari Yes, my liege!
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Fari I'm the traitor, your majesty!!!
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Fari Here's the rapist your majesty!
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Fari Yeh, mon seigneur!
