Superkoffee

This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.

Superkoffee is a retired Poop Tennis player. You can view his/her Tennis Roster here.

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 This user has been banned from the YouChew forums for repeatedly spamming.

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CUTE DINNERName: Superkoffee
Sex: Male
Country: USA
Year Started: 2009
Preferred Methods: Tennis rape
Preferred Software: Final Cut Pro

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YouTube Account: LeSuperKoffee

In Breif

Hi. I'm superkoffee. I like to have friends. I am still in school at the time of writing this. IMPORTANT: if anyone needs a buddy just PM me! I also am a fan of the Zelda series, and you'll find I quickly get along with anyone who's username appears to be from the series...

KOFFEE LIKES SALAD

Koffee likes salad. Which kind of salad, he has never actually told anyone. It is a secret from everyone. It's True!!

Relations

Koffee want you to think he is the woman in the photo, but don't be fooled. He is neither. He just posted this here to fool and confuse you. Do not be confused!

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History

Once upon a DINNER, there was a MAGICal LaND full of SHIS, and everlasting kumquats. Enjoying his life he decided to become "Rude Man." "Rude Man" is the Dark sideof Koffee, and it is very HOT, according to himself. It's debatable as to the meaning of the word hot: It is assumed by some that this means either temperature wise, or attraction wise.

He found a gun to TERRORIZE people with at McDonalds. While in the guise of Rude Man, he would sometimes call himself Youchewpoopy. He would then force the people at McDonalds to dance day and night for three days until the creation of Majora's Mask was completed, or something to that effect. He was eventually driven out by Ronald Mcdonald who sealed away the mask in hopes that no one would ever be able to use it's evil powers.

Koffee wishes he would go to Hyrule Castle. The real one. He keeps ending up in the CD-I version though since he is bad with directions. This has occasionally lead him to randomly attack youchew until he was exiled from the forums.

His last word on the forum:

[dinner]

NEW STORY

KOFFEE MET OBAMA IN THE TWINN TOWERS AND HE BLEW UP THE END RIP RIP HE DIED !!!!!!!

First Poop Seen

Dinner

First Poop Made

Dinner

Reception

called a #rude #cute dinner by his loyal royal breakfast

Criticism

• Being too cute
• Dropping it likes it hot when it's COLD
• O_O

Preferred Software

• Milkshakeman Cut Pro!!!!!!!
• Dinnershop CS911

OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! BAN SOPAKOFFEE THE SOPA SUPPORTER FROM CHEWWIKI PETITION: sign here~ 1. O_O 2. not superyoshi

THAT'S ALL THE SIGS WE NEED SUPERKOFFEE IS BANNED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trivia

• HE USED THE INNNNNNTERNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH
• AND he changed.
• NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • GEUSS NOT???????????????????????????????????????????????
• HE MADE THE REVOLUTIONARY CORNERED CARL YTPMV WATCH IT TODAY

 "It was pretty fucking sick. What can I say? I love a good croissant." - Superchops

• He has five butts