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Superkoffee
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Sex: Male
Country: USA
Year Started: 2009
Preferred Methods: Tennis rape
Preferred Software: Final Cut Pro
YouTube Account: LeSuperKoffee
Koffee INSIDE SCOOP
Hi.im superkoffee.im a 11 yr. old boy who likes to have friends.im in 6th grade.OK,THIS IS IMPORTANT,IF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OF A PLACE CALLED CVMS,PM ME.ITS IMPORTANT. if anyone needs a buddy just pm me.i love rats. here are some of my nsider pals. linkfanatic90 **[my first best freind] superninfreak [hes always busy] cool69**[one of the sweetest person on the forums] thatcoperson**[my prank crazy penpal,he rocks] gamefreak2024[hes like never online] golberry*[a good fan-ficcer] gravyman01[he never responds to my pms.hes still a good freind though] greenyoshi[shes fun to talk to] hyliangirl**[she always wants to talk with me] kreampuff**[shes great] kmsmith[we both love rats] luna-nayru**[one of my best best freinds.me,her,extremekirby,sword_master_link,and stumper.we are all good freinds] mr_flash[my good buddy] tk-422[he seems so mature] birdie4 ninty15[my newest friend] plutoniamman kirby_killa sword_master_link[sml,a awsome freind]** stumper*[hes funny and a real good rp creator] unrealarmos zeldahuntress**[the nicest freind.shes one of my best friends] * means extra good friend ** means real nice,someone who pms me first,and is a extra good friend. my favorite game is vjoe.i like pikmin.especially the creauteres.like those water wraiths.my favorite book series is a series of unfortunate events.i love rats. rats rats rats yeah,you heard me,rats. i like rps.ill be happy to join an rp.if you have an rp thats dying,pm me about it and ill probably join it. i love reciving pms.pm me,pm me,pm me. i have 17 pets. 7 sugargliders 3 rats 2 spiny mice 1 cat 1 dog 1 hampster 1 chinchilla and 1 hedgehog. if you have any questions about the chinchilla,spinymice,hedgehog or sugargliders,feel free to pm me.id be happy to tell you all i know about them. i have a gamecube,a sp,a advance,a color,a n64,an e-reader. i love animals.all animals. anyway,i love receiving pms,like i said already. so if you would like to get to know me or anything,feel free to pm me.
KOFFEE LIKES SALAD
Koffee likes salad. Which kind of salad, he has never actually told anyone. It is a secret from everyone. It's True!!
Relations
Koffee want you to think he is the woman in the photo, but don't be fooled. He is neither. He just posted this here to fool and confuse you. Do not be confused!
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History
Once upon a DINNER, there was a MAGICal LaND full of SHIS, and everlasting kumquats. Enjoying his life he decided to become "Rude Man." "Rude Man" is the Dark sideof Koffee, and it is very HOT, according to himself. It's debatable as to the meaning of the word hot: It is assumed by some that this means either temperature wise, or attraction wise.
He found a gun to TERRORIZE people with at McDonalds. While in the guise of Rude Man, he would sometimes call himself Youchewpoopy. He would then force the people at McDonalds to dance day and night for three days until the creation of Majora's Mask was completed, or something to that effect. He was eventually driven out by Ronald Mcdonald who sealed away the mask in hopes that no one would ever be able to use it's evil powers.
Koffee's Charpter 2 ft. flutternutters
WHAT IT MEANS
so koffee was in a ummmm mmmmmmmm hyurle castle!!!!! and then he was dying. it was his mom funeral. he took off his shirt and heeeee waasssss boreeeddddd lol ;) kofee wasz sas so he sing a lullaby. he remebeers when he was a wilttle baby man peep pee he remembers that song. he sang it. and he gots SUPER POWERS!!!!!! !!!! and so he saved the day thanks to kitty glitter and fruit.
my thoguhts on my own story.
it is an revoultionary ytpmv!!!!!! good ypmgfv!!!!!!!! aaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111one
[dinner]
NEW STORY
KOFFEE MET OBAMA IN THE TWINN TOWERS AND HE BLEW UP THE END RIP RIP HE DIED !!!!!!!
First Poop Seen
Dinner
First Poop Made
Dinner
Reception
called a #rude #cute dinner by his loyal royal breakfast
Criticism
- Being too cute
- Dropping it likes it hot when it's COLD
- O_O
Preferred Software
- Milkshakeman Cut Pro!!!!!!!
- Dinnershop CS911
OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE! BAN SOPAKOFFEE THE SOPA SUPPORTER FROM CHEWWIKI PETITION: sign here~ 1. O_O 2. not superyoshi
THAT'S ALL THE SIGS WE NEED SUPERKOFFEE IS BANNED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trivia
- HE USED THE INNNNNNTERNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH
- AND he changed.
- NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
- GEUSS NOT???????????????????????????????????????????????
- HE MADE THE REVOLUTIONARY CORNERED CARL YTPMV WATCH IT TODAY
"It was pretty fucking sick. What can I say? I love a good croissant." - Superchops
- He has five butts
