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Jelly Shades
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Real Name: Mourtzouphlos
Sex: GENDERLESS
Country: The country where you are from.
First Poop: First poop you've made
Preferred Sources: Goats
Preferred Methods: Goats
Preferred Software: Adobe Creative Suite
YouTube Account: username
In Brief
Norwegian from Norwegia!
History
First poop made
- Unknown
Style
Preferred Sources
- Music videos
- Homemade sources
- Snuff films
- Australia
Preferred Methods
- Slapping
- Distortion
- Jodling
- Bit crushing
- Sampling
- Scratching
- Polygons
- Coil Technique
- Spanish style picking
- Sawtooth bending
- Blending using a hard brush
- Layer mode set to multiply
- Dissing (mostly towards other YTPers)
- Snuff films
- Free-aim
- Growling
- Wah-wah/phaser
Preferred Software
- Adobe Creative Suite
Likes
Dislikes
- Pretentious people
- Nintendo
- Bad hardware
- Shitty artists that are only popular because they draw porn
- Good artists that are only popular because they draw porn
- TheAmazingAtheist
- Cynics
- Twitter fags
- NASCAR (It's not even a sport)
- Confederate Flags
- Attention whores
- Perverts
Reception
Criticism
- Jelly was appreciated by many, he was often the victim of source-bashing and jealousy.
Achievements
- Introduced new methods and techniques that were ahead of their time
- Sparked a lot of controversy
- First cross dressing YTPer alive
- Still holds the world record for most awards
Associates
He values his friends more than anything
In Real Life
- Richard D James
Online
- Yung Scorpion
- His doctor
- Kurt Cobain
- A hornet
- A cobra
- A lynx
- Fred Phelps
- Shirley Phelps
- Ken Kutaragi
- Various hackers
GTA Online
He enjoys GTA Online, Rockstar's new multi player addition to the GTA series. He plays on PS3 and is one of the few players that despise Chrome Paintjob on cars.
Influences
- Mike Matei
- Jaakko Järvinen
- Yung Scorpion
- Eclectick Styrofoam
- Sycra Yasin
- IGSRJ
- Richard D James
- Satan
- All you real people out there
Fans
- Richard D James
- The majority of the YTP community
- You
- Satan
- Johnny Cash (RIP)
- MeiAIDS
- Fire and Brimestone
List of Poops
I don't poop as I am able to vaporize anything I eat.
Other Information
How much do you want to know?????????????
Trivia
- Can shoot lasers with his polonium deposits in his eyes.
- Uranium deposits in his horns
- Cross dresses
- Cuddles with Yung Scorpion in his Centipede form (gamma rays <3)
- Are Chicken Nuggets Changing the Definition of Pizza Time?
