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World of Warcraft
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In brief
World of Warcraft is the world's most popular pay-to-play Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing game (AKA work simulator). In short, you go around killing crap for rewards that allow you to kill stronger crap. Apparently some people are amused by this and still shell out money to join in this repetitive cycle.
History
In 199X 2004, Blizzard decided that it would be a good idea to WTFbutcher the lore of the Warcraft series for the sole purpose of profit. The game quickly gained a large following, prompting Blizzard to make multiple expansions for the game, as well as making every type of merchandise imaginable. The retards just continue to spend on crap based off of the game. Because of this popularity, YouChew has generally concluded that the game sucks, like anything popular.
Races
The Alliance
- Humans - The boring, generic race that 90% of people make as a first character. Because of this, they tend to suck at the game. A lot.
- Dwarves - The short and fat versions of humans. Also very, very scottish.
- Gnomes - Basically dwarves that are flaming homosexuals. You will never be able to click on them in PvP. EVER.
- Night Elves - The gayest race in the Alliance (and the gayest race in the game until Burning Crusade came around, now they're tied with Blood Elves). Anyone who plays this race is guaranteed to have zero skill.
- Draenei (Burning Crusade) - Goats from friggin outer space. The females have penises. No, really.
- Worgen (Cataclysm) - Made because the Alliance needed a furry race too. The Alliance side of every role-playing server is anticipating Armageddon.
The Horde
- Orcs - They smash things in the face. The peons also puts lotion on the skin.
- Trolls - The race that no one cared about for the longest time due to craptastic racials and classes that were available to superior races. Not to be confused with real trolls.
- Tauren - The original furry race. Half of them have bad cow puns for names. One can only expect that number to rise once they can become paladins.
- Undead - They will eat your brains. Played most often by people with an insane amount of body piercings and tattoos.
- Blood Elves (Burning Crusade) - The ultimate in Horde gayness. Played most often by fags who have no skill].
- Goblins (Cataclysm) - TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND TIME IS MONEY FRIEND
Classes
- Druid - The class made for people who are into bestiality. They can turn into various things, including space chickens, kittens, trees, faster kittens, Birds - birds, and bare durids (which are 4 fite)
- Hunter - Often called Huntards, and for a good reason. Most hunters don't know how to play their class, and will sometimes insist on doing melee DPS and having their pet offtank. They have the ability to run around in circles and not get hit by their opponents once.
- Mage - The basic glass cannon class - Except that you will never be able to reach them in PvP. EVER.
- Paladin - The most broken class in the game. Their offensive rotation has only like 3 attacks, and the healing rotation only consists of like 3 heals. In addition, they can bubble, making them able to attack you but making you unable to attack them. Oh, yeah. And Lay on Hands.
- Priest - The alleged healbots in the game. Sure, they can DPS efficiently, but no one likes priests that DPS.
- Rogue - Another hilariously broken class. They can one-shot players without any hint of skill. Because of this, every rogue sucks at the game.
- Shaman - The deformed cousins of paladins. They also plant funny heads into the ground.
- Warlock -
MORE DOTSThis class used to be the most broken class in the game, but then they got nerfed so many times that they kinda suck now. They had their day, though. - Warrior - For some reason, they can hit as hard as rogues, yet they can wear plate. They are pretty damn broken too.
- Death Knight (Wrath of the Lich King) - The once-evil guys that decided to once again serve their representative factions because lorelol. Also broken.
Expansions
- Burning Crusade - The lorelol expansion, this expansion featured space goats, MORE GAY ELVES, some guy yelling "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED", and some guy who repeatedly gets involved in "setbacks". This expansion was notorious for making the gear that took players thousands of hours to grind to get virtually useless within minutes of entering Outland.
- Wrath of the Lich King - Arthas finally become involved with this game (took long enough), and players ventured into the continent of Northrend to rape him in the ass. He ended up appearing in quest lines like 5 times, which is Blizzard's perception of deeply interacting with him. This expansion followed the Burning Crusade's suit of making the previous end-game gear completely useless. For all we know, Kael'thas will make another comeback.
- Cataclysm - The whole universe asplodes. Bigass dragons are responsible. Time is money friend.
- Mists of Pandora - Pandas. That is all.
- Hello Kitty Island adventure - Don't tell me this won't be the expansion after Cataclysm.
Usage in poop
Comparitively, the usage of WoW footage in poop is seldom seen, but that doesn't mean that it isn't used. AKADarkie made the first WoW poop in June 2007, and made most of the WoW poops in the next year or so. After a while, other people started to make WoW poops (although most of them suck). The most recent major source (The Cataclysm trailer) was pooped 4 times within a week of its release.
People who play it
- AKADarkie
- Jimpaladin
- RedLuigi
- TheHappyFungus
- Mr. T (SHUT UP, FOOL!!!)
- Ozzy Osbourne (ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
- Leroy Jenkens
