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The Town With No Name
Description
The Town With No Name is a interactive Western game that barely has more interactivity in it than Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. It was released only on the Amiga CDTV (or CD32 for certain countries), which meant that it'd be very likely that you never even heard of this game, let alone played it. It was originally destined to be forgotton in the Halls of Time until two people decided to riff on the entire game. On August 17, 2011, the world finally became aware of this game with a two part video involving what looks like everything that's found in this game. Naturally, people loved it, so there will be YouTube Poops involving this game.
Story
The story involves "The Man With No Name" getting off of a train into The Town With No Name and he gets greeted by gunfire. When he shoots the guy who apparently is Evil Eb's brother, Evil Eb decides to take care of business and get his minions to kill the guy who killed his bro. Now the guy has to travel all over the town to find all the enemies and kill them before he dies himself. At the end, regardless on whether you killed everyone or not, you leave the same way you came into the town. (Whether you have to wait 8 days for the train or not is up to how you play the game.) In the end, you shoot a kid because he called you "Shane", the train moves up into outer space, and travels at the speed of light. That isn't a joke.
Media Information
An interactive point & click Western adventure game for the Amiga CDTV/CD32.
Made By
- On-Line Entertainment & Delta 4 Interactive (D4i)
Country of Origin
Date
- October 1992
First Used By
Sometimes Used By
Characters
- The Man With No Name, the hero of our story. He hates spiders, using stairs to go down, and the horse in the livery stable, uses deoderant every day, bathes only when deoderant fails him, has sex with whores for 8 whole days, kills when necessary, and his real name is definitely not "Shane". When he dies, he becomes "The Ghost With No Name" and he commands you to "Press A to being again, boy!"
- "Old Timer"/Guest Welcomer - An old man who greets people who enters the town. He has (or rather, had) a pet spider because apparently, his pet elephant ran away.
- The Blacksmith/The Man With The Cigarette - Probably the coolest guy in the entire game. Outside, he knows when trouble's around, but doesn't do anything because he just so happens to know his limitations and he knows when a guy gets ammunition from sex without looking at windows, Inside his home, as the blacksmith, he doesn't really say or do much, but he will shoot your entire head off if he knows that you're trying to shoot him.
- The Storeclerk - He greets people who come to his store with a "once-in-a-lifetime never-to-be-repeated special offer". He doesn't like it when the customer(s) just want to look around, but if they do buy into his offer, they'll get... a baked bean.
- The Bartender - The bartender just spends his days inside the saloon, waiting for people to talk to him, play cards with him, ask him for drinks, or wanting someone to do his whore. He has the greatest close-up face ever seen and he loves it whenever someone does his whore, no matter how long it takes for them to finish. His bar also houses a killer for some odd reason.
- The Priest - He's basically lonely because no one really goes to church since the town is basically full of sinful bastards. Whenever he does see someone entering his church, sitting down, and praying, he thinks that it's good to see that the person still lives with Him, since it gives one (i.e., him) hope. When The Man With No Name entered, however, he ended up floating up to the sky, out of the church, and
into Heavenback into his home planet since it needed him now.
- The Telegrapher/Sheriff Hat - He delivers telegrams to people in the town. He also tells people the rules before they duel in this town.
- Retard Abraham Lincoln - The town's morticianer. He gets replaced by the Grim Reaper later on.
- Evil Eb - His bro got killed. Now he wants revenge. He has minions who will help him out with his plans.
- A Little Boy - He wants The Man With No Name to come back to the town again someday. However, he ended up calling him "Shane", which caused The Man With No Name to kill him.
Further Information
- This is the best game ever!!!
Main Source For Poopers
- Practically every cut scene can be found on YouTube.
