Uncle Phil

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Phil couldn't support his children's lives, so he decided to join to the Chocolate Helicoptor's Army.

Uncle Phil (B. 1946) is Will Smith's uncle/father on Family Matters The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Important Information

• He had a pet pig.
• He once attempted to murder Will.
• He doesn't like Christmas lights.
• He once burned thousands of dollars.
• He wants some cake.
• He doesn't want Will to be on Oprah.
• He is obese.
• He has not thrown any bums in jail.
• He has magical powers.
• He is the best character on Fresh Prince.
• He is an African.
• He is evil.
• He has a brother who's the father from Family Matters.
• He acts as a father figure.
• He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle."
• He was invented by Dr. Robotnik.
• He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop.
• He used to like James Brown.
• He got thrown out of his own house.
• He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar. (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
• He isn't Rick James you fucking bitch!
• He's obsessed with pillow-y mounds of mashed potatoes, butter-drenched turkey sauce, and tiny onions with dressing of butter cream.
• He voiced Shredder on TMNT.
• He does not look like a white guy named Ward.
• He is from South Carolina.
• He's sorry that he screwed scientists once.
• He has copies of Playboy from 1964 in his bathroom.
• He spent about 8 weeks as a Monk in an undisclosed location.
• He's been jacking Thanksgiving pies since 1953.
• Tyler The Creator wants to change his name to Uncle Phil, because every girl he deals and fucks is always against her will.