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Patrick Stewart
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Patrick Stewart is an actor, best known for playing Professor X in the X-Men movies and some guy named "Picard" in some obscure sci-fi show about people trekking through the stars.
His Confessions
Though Mr. Stewart was assumed to be straight by many, he has admitted that he is very sexually confused. Though he dislikes women, he has admitted that he loves men, but does not want to fuck them, although he masturbates every day. He also admitted that he sees no reason to have dick put in his butt.
Quotes
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- I've never fucked someone. I don't like to fuck females.
- On the other hand, I love males. Males have beautiful asses.
- I love masturbation. It's fantastic!
- I-I... I have a... penis extension. 15 seconds. I ejaculate in fifteen seconds. In fifteen seconds... I'm finished.
- Absolute sexual sensation.
- Masturbation sensation.
- On the other hand, I see no reason to have dick put in my butt...
Trivia
- Twitter is an EXTENSION of his life.
- He is very, very bald.
