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Smirking Bitch

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She grinned at your pitiful attempts to view the archives back in June of 2009.

She is evil. Pure evil incarnate. Not even Dracula's might could stand up to the mighty Smirking Bitch. - SkyPrower's summarization of the Smirking Bitch.

In Brief

When the community turned to view their nostalgic forum and Chewiki pages on June 4th 2009, they were shocked to see the pages gone to be replaced by a smiling teenage girl. Chaos ensued.

The forum decided to name her "The Smirking Bitch"

But the madness eventually faded after 3 days and the bitch turned into the French Maid. Soon after, Pooparchive was restored, and peace returned to Youchew.

Who Was To Blame?

There were many suspects and situations to what had caused the disappearance of the forums:

The Future

We will never know when she'll come back. Who knows what evil plots she'll have in store for us next time.

Trivia

  • SSJ3Raditz nominates her for new forum banner. Though it is unlikely this will happen soon, in the meantime it becomes the new Chewiki banner. as it's replaced by Real Luigi.
  • She has no soul, which is the reason why she stares at yours.
  • Her piercing gaze can paralyze almost anyone with fear.
  • The Smirking Bitch does not only hang around Mugenguild.net.
  • She's watching you.
  • She has a sister that appears in similar situations.