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AbsoluteBillion
Name: AbsoluteBillion
Real Name: Joe
Sex: Male
Country: USA
Preferred Sources: Anything I can get my hands on
Preferred Methods: Erosion, fast-paced repetition
Preferred Software: Vegas 5
YouTube Account: AbsoluteBillion
In Brief
AbsoluteBillion has been a pooper since January 2008, using Sony Vegas for his poops, with 2 months' experience with Windows Movie Maker prior to Vegas. He has since made over 60 videos and (thanks to a certain Pimpsahoy) has an abundance of subscribers.
He also happens to be a moderator on this Wiki. You were definitely thinking of editing this article and trying to vandalize it until you saw this, weren't you?
History
Before AbsoluteBillion was, well, AbsoluteBillion, he went under the internet alias "Darkscrub."
He first discovered Youtube Poop sometime in August of 2007 while on the Hotel Mario page of Uncyclopedia, and found one of Bobomb99's poops on the article. He became hooked instantly.
In November he fired up Windows Movie Maker in an attempt to make some of his own videos, and made three horrid poops. They only relied on cliche Sentence Mixing and CD-i. After WMM crashed on him for the umpteenth time, he got tired of it and stopped. During the time of his personal poop abyss, his opinions on Youtube Poop started to change drastically. He started caring less and less of Flash Poops, and started finding more traditional, and more obscure poopers on Youchewpoop.
Finally, he felt the urge to get back on his feet and start over, so he downloaded a trial of Vegas, made a poop, abandoned the alias Darkscrub (Because really, it made him sound like a Legend of Zelda fanboy) in favor of AbsoluteBillion, and then went onto the forums to show in January 2008. His video was well-received by many. By April 2008 the alias "Darkscrub" was gone without a trace.
Though he always strives for a wide variety of sources, it has made him far more popular than he deserves. He has since popularized the use of Blue's Clues as a source and has earned over 1000 subscribers in a year.
First poop seen
THAT'S THAT CREEPY BOWSER'S LAUGH
First poop made
(made on this account at least) William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box
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Poop Listing
Listed in chronological order, and not including Poop Tennis, trap videos, video responses, fillers, or Collab entries.
2008
2009
| Video Title | Date | Time |
|---|---|---|
| One Year Later... | 1-23 | 5:23 |
| Koopa Suffers from Hyperthermia | 1-29 | 4:32 |
| Mike Rowe discovers an alternative to male enhancement | 2-21 | 2:06 |
| Coward the Couragely Dog Show | 3-07 | 1:38 |
| Albano + | 3-15 | 1:39 |
| Dong County | 4-01 | 0:55 |
| Hyrulian Mythology and Fanfiction | 4-13 | 1:17 |
| Of Mutts and Men | 4-14 | 2:47 |
| Grilltacular! | 5-11 | 1:59 |
| BLU is Concerned with the Sanctity of their Pizza Party | 5-16 | 1:00 |
| - Albano | 5-18 | 2:54 |
| Bison's Gauntlet | 5-28 | 3:17 |
| A day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. | 6-22 | 0:48 |
| Another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. | 6-26 | 1:16 |
| Yet another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. | 7-02 | 1:22 |
| Sun Tzu's "The Art of Yachting" | 7-10 | 1:07 |
| His cuckiness: Big Fat Kicks of Feary | 8-04 | 1:17 |
| Zeldacore | 10-13 | 1:05 |
| Hotel Shatner | 11-12 | 2:30 |
| BUDDY FUCKS OFF | 12-25 | 1:32 |
Style
A mix of moderate-paced action, combined with faced-paced action. Rarely is more then one video layer used.
Preferred Sources
Pretty much anything, from popular material to more obscure ones.
- Team Fortress 2
- Hulk Hogan
- Super Mario Bros. Super Show
- Blue's Clues
- Cheesy TV commercials
- Videogame cutscenes and trailers, though they oftentimes take longer to make into a poop.
Preferred Methods
Prefered Tech
- Sony Vegas 5.0
Dislikes
- MS Paint Jobs, they just look stupid and unprofessional (it's Youtube Poop, but you know what I mean)
- Windows Movie Maker, after 2 months of grueling work with it, I've grown to dislike the program, despite a lot of people being really good with it.
- Rape Raves, they generally go on for too long, and the humor factor decreases quickly.
- Most modern Rape poops, it's more loud and annoying and doesn't care about the source other than to add a bunch of colors and effects to it.
- The direction of YTPMV's, how the idea of them seems to be remixing videogame music to a source rather then try and make original music from a source or use original music with a source.
- Most fad videos; I did a few fad responses a year ago, but most require little to no effort, and many try and force it to become a fad.
Reception
Criticism
- Is very picky about what parts he uses in poops.
- Contrary to the above line, he often slides in "filler" bits just to add time.
Achievements
- The first to poop the Gman Squad
- Popularized Blue's Clues as a poop source.
- Received at least 1300 views on his perfect poop before he got disqualified for forgetting a definition. Har har har.
Associates
In Real Life
- His brother, toadsalsa, who is occasionally seen on the forum, and has only made 1 poop, but he counts, right?
Online
Poop Tennis
- Match 1 vs. PeskeyPlumber and Hoss1993 AKA HossTehMaster (failed)
- Tennis Cup - Bracket 1 vs. Trogdor7190 (won)
- Tennis Cup - Bracket 2 vs. The Robotic Robot (lost)
Collabs
- MrGenericMan - Oregon Trail
- Erarg - Bad Poops Made Good
- ShadowWario - Chain Poop 2 (round 22)
- Molhal - Source Roulette Collab
Influences
- Deepercutt
- Stegblob
- Bobomb99
- Calculate900
- Terroristx123
- His brother, who sometimes gives him ideas in his videos.
Fans
- XBR4D3NX
- Ninja Coach Z
- AmiralMachin
- NoTAMATZ
Other Information
- He's sort of like a moderator of the Chewiki place here.
- Often creates the titles of his videos in a fashion that they don't have anything to do with the video, but rather wordplay, inside jokes, and references from previous videos.
- He
frequentsused to frequent the Youtube Poop IRC before it was abandoned in favor of MSN anda newer IRCanother IRC which quickly died out. - Goes by the username Billion on Youchew's forum.
- Often suffers short, day-to-week bouts of Poopers Block where he goes completely braindead, but quickly recovers.
- Is becoming more and more of a musician. It's only a natural pathway for someone who spends their day editing videos.
