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Soda
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
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Soda, also known as pop, soda pop, or Coke in some regions, is a drink that's filled with lots of sugar. It doesn't contain any alcohol, but it's just as addictive to drink. Drinking too much soda at one time could cause major problems for your health, unless you're Soda Popinski. Also, it can be used to make milkshakes floats, which is like ice cream covered in soda.
People Who Like Soda
This is basically Soda Popinski's wet dream.
- Soda Popinski (Obviously.)
- Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy (He calls them drinks.)
- Doc Louis (But only if there's chocolate involved.)
- You
- Many other people.
- Especially YouTube Poopers.
- Zangeif
- M. Bison
- Balrog
- Croconaw
- Anthony Sullivan (He promotes you drinking it out of his special mop.)
- Heavy Weapons Guy (He likes ham sandwiches and Coke.)
- Kenan and Kel
People Who Don't Like Soda
- Aran Ryan (Soda Popinski still believes that he can withstand the power of his second soda.)
- Those who prefer beer (except for Vodka Drunkenski).
- Scout (He thinks soda doesn't work with pancakes, and prefers milk with his pancakes instead.)
- Vince Offer (He wants you to clean it up with his Sham-Wow!)
