Mr. Krabs

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Mr. Krabs is known as the boss of Spongebob and the greedy little bastard on the show, Spongebob Squarepants. Known as the cheapskate character, he loves his money.

Trivia

• He owns several countries, including Latvia, Estonia, South Africa, Guatemala, and parts of Brazil.
• Once wished that he could talk to his money.
• Spongebob Squarepants, Cindy Crawford, and The Devil are currently partaking in a three-way court battle over the complete ownership of Mr. Krabs's soul.
• Has an alternate form called Moar Krabs, or Morbid Krabs. This bizarre form is one of the ugliest beings on earth, and can only say "MOAR!!"
• His birthday is November 30th 1942.
• Was in the navy at one point, possibly during the Vietnam War.

Quotes

• "Hello, my name is Mr. Krabs, and I like money."
• "Ar ar ar!"
• "Moar!"
• "Are you ready?"
• "And I once had a kidney stone; everything passes once in a while. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!"
• "Any porn in this store?!"
• "MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• "See you in the morning boys! I can't hang out here all night; I GOT A LIFE!"
• "Bullshit!"
• "Dimes just don't fly into people's pants."
• "The way I see it, there are three possibilities: 1. You put the dime in me pants. 2. You put the dime in me pants. And 3, YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!!!"
• "WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT MOAR?!"
• "YOU RUINED MY DOLLARAMA!"
• "SQUIIIIIIDWAAAAARD!!!!"
• "Maybe Plankton's gone straight... and maybe scallops will fly out of me pants!!"