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Orson Welles
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This article is filed under Characters.Orson Welles is an actor, director and writter of movies. He's a total genius and he have a fetish with many stuff.
Career
Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio featuring alien attacks than made all of Hyrule commit suicide. Is also the writter of "Citizen Kane" and "Rosebud". His most recent work was in food commercials and a video will intro.
Likes
- Himself
- Rosebud
- Rosebud Frozen Peas
- Brotto Bros. Wine
- Mrs. Pells' Fishsticks
- Jay Sherman's daughter
- French Fries
- Peaness
- Death
- Hell
- Mrs. Pells' Fishsticks when he's dead.
- French fries stuck in his penis.
Dislikes
- People who mistakes peaness with "penis".
- Emos
- Chester A. Bum (He didn't take too kindly on his opinions of Citizen Kane.)
- Poisoned Wine
- Jay Sherman
- The Living Will
- Normal wills written in paper.
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- SSBBexpert
- CarlomagnoXVI
