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Haruhi Suzumiya

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THE FACE OF GOD

Haruhi Suzumiya is a girl from Japan. She has the unique ability to create and destroy universes, but not realize it. She also makes very loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit suicide. She has to be stopped!


Cultural Heritage: Japanese (duh)

Power Level: 6000 Uctions

Quotes

  • "It's really well done!"
  • "Nothing is impossible for the SOS Brigade!"
  • (disturbed look at pick)
ITS REALLY WELL DONE

Drunken Haruhi

SHUR UP YOU HO SHES NOT 16 SHEZ 25!!!111?

When Haruhi goes to the local pub and has a bit too much beer, she becomes drunken Haruhi, A form in which she rapes everything she see, Luckly this form wears off in a couple of hours and she returns to her normal self (with a hangover the next morning).

Trivia

  • It is rumored that Haruhi stole current SOS-Brigade member Yuki Nagato from Mama Luigi's army, which explains Nagato's awesomeness.
  • She is the second-loudest being in all of poopdom, beaten only by Tidyup on a slight scale.
  • She has been impersonated by Konata Izumi, who also did loud noises once when Galactus attempted to eat Poops for dinner.
  • She still mourns for superbork.
  • Enjoys groping Mikuru's boobs.
  • Perhaps the one of the sexiest Youtube character beaten by Fishing Pole Mai
  • she gets beat up alot at school (EVEN by guys)
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Maker of very loud noises or imposter? Your choice.
  • She stepped on Weird Al's toe. As punishment, Al paid Balsac to rape her. The results were suprising when she liked it.
  • She has a scat fetish (yeah don't wanna have sex now don't you)

See Also

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya