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Batman

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Batman, with his sidekick Robin

Batman is regarded as one of the world's most famous superheros. His arch-enemy is the Joker.

Skills & Abilities

  • Peak Martial Artist
  • World's Best Detective
  • Cunning
  • Rich

Quotes

  • "I'm Batman"
  • "THE BASEMENT!"
  • "Corn!"
  • "Maize!"
  • "EARL!"
  • "Beloved children!?"
  • "WHERE IS HE?!"
  • "Once I've put you through holy hell, it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
  • "So sleep tight, punk."
  • "Sleep tight my ward."
  • "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm The Goddamn Batman."

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