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Volvic Adverts
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The Volvic ad's were part of a campaign in 2007 to sell Volvic bottled water in addition to the new Volvic Revive product. The campaign spawned six TV commercials, however only four were broadcast.
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With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops
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Quotes
Tyrannosaurus Alan Roar, what you doing Mr Volcano?
George Volcano Hello Tyrannosaurus Alan. I'm filling my water with volcanicity
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George Volcano Come on world, I'll have you for breakfast.
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Tyrannosaurus Alan George, you still filling your water with volcanicity?
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George Volcano And making it tasty for the ladies!
{{poopquote|Birds|This water is delicious.]}
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George Volcano I'm the daddy now!
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Tyrannosaurus Alan I've only got a brain the size of a pea!
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George Volcano How do you do it Alan? Do you perhaps drink new hydrating Volvic Revive? It's got Ginseng and Guarana and will help keep you alert!
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Tyrannosaurus Alan Yes I do. Now, I'm off to eat someones parents.
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George Volcano Well done to revive!
Announcer Volcano filtered so it fills you with Volcanicity
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George Volcano Yes
