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Regular Luigi
Luigi's form when he's not any other form. He claims that all the other forms are clones, but he has yet to prove this. Also reports that Mama Luigi is the only Luigi that is not a clone, but is within fact, his own Mother. This goes to, for some reason, prove that Mario and Luigi are not brothers, and that Mario's real parents are Ganon and Link. This has been proven false as the only egg Mama Luigi ever laid was Retard Luigi's egg. The Mario brothers were actually proven to be born from a PENIS when researchers were researching this topic that Regular Luigi brought up. We also found that Ganon did once become pregnant, however, he never gave birth because he went into the Virtual world which completely gets rid of any pregnancy status when entered. In the Virtual world you can also shoot your load into the girl without any chance of pregnancy.
Notes
- He is one of Luigi's forms
- He says he hates gays, to prove that Gay Luigi's not him.
- Is not in Super Mario 64, but appears as a character in its DS remake, where he is severely overpowered.
- Son of Papa Plumber.
- Likes his big long hairy tail.
- Hates spaghetti, and says Yoshkins is a racist towards Italians.
- He is greatly disliked by Militron
- He's going to beat the shit out of you
- He is a fan of Ghostbusters and Transformers
- Has the power to do the strongest move in the history of poop, stronger than a Falcon Punch, called the Negative Zone, which gives you AIDS, Super AIDS and Orochi AIDS at the same time! However recieved a 1295.31 day probation on it when Dio Brando had sued him for the move before he managed to patent it. Too little for Regular Luigi's luck, the court jury consisted of complete, idiotic, dumb retards
- He has the ability to levitate over Trouter-infested moats.
