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Robots
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There are tons among tons of robots here in the known universe that only humanity can comprehend. They are a form of humanoid metal monster meant to serve as slaves to the humans that created them.
They make great housepets, too!
Prime Examples of Robots
Trivia
- Robots cannot think on their own.
- They have been known plans that they will take over all of humanity.
- Robots are in association of furries with personificational simplicities.
- Their eyesight is poor unless something moves within 50 inches of their faces.
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- They cannot bleed.
- Cyborgs are way different than robots.
- Robby the Robot is indeed a robot.
- Robin Williams was once a robot-turned-human.
- Fat Mario does not like robots because he cannot eat them.
- Hopefully The Beatles never become dark robot lords.
- Robots have made their own bands over the years.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is a cyborg, not a robot.
- T-1000...Who knows if he is a cyborg or a robot?
Quotes
- "My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer."
- "GET OUT."
- "I DID NOT MURDER HIM!!!!"
- "Stay out of trouble."
- "I am Optimus Prime."
- "No, it's not! Try it!"
- "This is Zero."
- "You have 20 seconds to put down your weapon."
- "I wanna try this booze!"
- "I die?"
- "Megatron must be stopped! No Matter the cost!"
- "Listen to me very carefully."
