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Bowser
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A giant turtle like creature that is found in Mario games. He has an obbsession with picnics and Gay Luigi.
Raping
Bowser was charged with rape/attempted rape of: The Hairspray Queen Zelda You Stegblob The Princess Mario Luigi Haruhi Heavy Weapons Guy Beeswax and several other unknown victims.