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Mullet
This person is an Analogue Pooper.
Name: Mullet
Sex: Male
Country: USA (duh)
First Poop:
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Year Started: 2009
YouTube Account: mulletboater
Alternate YouTube Account: infinipoop
Other Alternate YouTube Account: GIjoeresolute
In brief
Mullet is a lesser known pooper and member of YouChew Poop. He is also a co-founder of infinipoop.
History
He discovered AIDS while web surfing. He watched more and more when he decided to give it a try using his own unique style to stand along side other YouTube Poops. His first poop (that we can still see today) gained 3,000 views due to him whoring out and making it a video response to the source video. After receiving harsh criticism from poopers who didn't use 200 programs to make a 40 second video he separated himself from the YTP community due to him being butthurt. But don't worry! He's back and you can catch them during Summer roaming around the Computer discussion forum on YCP along with illiterate men who don't know the origin of the phrase "install gentoo".
First poop made
His first poop ever made was "fix your dreamcast disc read err--Oh wait, never mind. In 2009 he made a poop unsurprisingly called "Fish Fight", but it was deleted at "user request". Also because it was terrible. A year later he (it) made a poop called "Muppets in Paradise" which was released the same time as 99v's "Arnie the Alligator". This video was also deleted in SHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMME! Mull-It's earliest non-delted solo poop is "Crocs Rock (Put Some Effects In There)". That poop was named after his debut album, "Crocs Rock! -- Put Some Disco in it!" Which features marvelous singles such as "American History Groove" and "Get back to the 70's, mullet. You're getting old."
First poop seen
Walrusguy spadinner mess. You can tell when you watch his videos how much he trys to avoid perspective and come to terms that he should actually work and collaborate (besides his "infinipoop" diarrhea disaster of a channel) with other people in order to get the 100 subscribers he's been trying to get throughout the course of 3 years.
Style
Strange. He says he knows a lot about advanced effects but he never seems to show us where or provide examples. What does this tell you? He perceives himself as a god but lies anyway? Why, that's not acting like you own the entire world at all! You know what, why don't you just slap a crown on your head and walk around your empty neighborhood pretending to be king instead of insulting other poopers who actually put effort into their videos?
Silly Mullet.
Preferred Sources
- Back to the Future
- The A-team
- G.I. Joe
Preferred Methods
- "Advanced" effects
- Sentence mixing (word replacement really)
- Montages? What the hell does this even mean?
Preferred Software
- Windows Movie Maker
- Sony Vegas
- After Effects (not really)
Likes
- Satan
- Being offensive
- FeministFrequency
Dislikes
- God
- The World
- The Disney Channel
Reception
"THERE IS NO GOD BUT MYSELF...KNOWING THIS, WHO DARES WORSHIP THE FALSE GODS OF THE KORAN AND BIBLE?" - Satan, from the Qu'ret Al-Yezid
>2013 >not serving Satan
IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU DEDICATE YOUR SOUL TO SATAN AND HAVE SEX WITH DEMONS IMMEDIATELY
IF THIS POST IS DUBS THEN YOU MUST PERFORM THE DEDICATION RITUAL TONIGHT
GOOGLE JOY + SATAN AS URL IS BANNED
1ST RESULT ABOVE
"I lead to the straight path without a revealed book." Satan, from the Al-Jilwah
Don't miss out on this shit, you'll be mad if you do. ANCIENT ALIENS MOTHER FUCKER!!
"Those who oppose me I afflict with disease." - Satan, from the Al-Jilwah (referring to the Jews)
Criticism
This page should give you a clear image of what Mullet is like.
Achievements
Graduating elementary school.
Associates
In Real Life
your mom last night (oh yeah burn)
That, folks, was the greatest joke you've ever heard. Mullet deserves a prize -- I will sacrifice my blood to Satan, if that would make it happy.
Online
Influences
- Hipsters
Fans
Dyson because he could easily cut himself if he had a real fan. Oh wait, he likes to cut himself.
Other Information
"to make a short story long:a you tuber named debilundjebus made a video re-edit of a gijoe episode i re-edited his re-edit under consent he is later expected re-edit my re-edit of his re-edit this process is called tennis.if you found this while looking for itf or usta match results i apologize" Were you able to read any of that? I couldn't.
Trivia
- Frequent user of tumblr wich is y he talksa like ths????!?!? askasdfghasdfghjk
- Lives in the Mediterranean Sea
- Thicklip grey mullet
- is in love with haddock!!!!!! <3 :)
