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'''Gabe Newell''' is the co-founder of Valve Corporation, the videogame company which created popular videogames, such as [[Gordon Freeman|Half-Life]], [[Team Fortress 2]] and [[Left 4 Dead]]. | '''Gabe Newell''' is the co-founder of Valve Corporation, the videogame company which created popular videogames, such as [[Gordon Freeman|Half-Life]], [[Team Fortress 2]] and [[Left 4 Dead]]. | ||
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Gabe Newell was borned in 1962, and he was the genius of Harvard University, creating a huge increase of teacher's unemployement. Than, with his gigantic brain, he went to [[Microsoft]], but he was fired by [[Bill Gates]], because he was only hacking his high-tech computers. | Gabe Newell was borned in 1962, and he was the genius of Harvard University, creating a huge increase of teacher's unemployement. Than, with his gigantic brain, he went to [[Microsoft]], but he was fired by [[Bill Gates]], because he was only hacking his high-tech computers. | ||
| − | [[Image:Gabe_3.jpg|thumb|Gabe Newell's great great grandpa]] | + | [[Image:Gabe_3.jpg|thumb|Gabe Newell's great great grandpa.]] |
==Valve Corporation== | ==Valve Corporation== | ||
Before Gabe join to the future videogame company, Valve was a plumbing syndicate, founded by [[Mario|two]] famous [[Luigi|plumbers]], but the syndicate had a bankrupt, because Gabe wasted all the money earned in food. So, he decided to turn the old plumbing corporation into a merry land (until the latest years). | Before Gabe join to the future videogame company, Valve was a plumbing syndicate, founded by [[Mario|two]] famous [[Luigi|plumbers]], but the syndicate had a bankrupt, because Gabe wasted all the money earned in food. So, he decided to turn the old plumbing corporation into a merry land (until the latest years). | ||
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*Half Life 2: Episode 1 (2006) | *Half Life 2: Episode 1 (2006) | ||
*The Orange Box (2007) | *The Orange Box (2007) | ||
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| − | + | :#Portal | |
| − | + | :#Team Fortress 2 | |
*Left 4 Dead (2008) | *Left 4 Dead (2008) | ||
*Left 4 Dead 2 (2009) | *Left 4 Dead 2 (2009) | ||
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*[[Food]] | *[[Food]] | ||
*[[Food]] | *[[Food]] | ||
| − | + | [[Image:Newnewell.gif|thumb|What a wonderful afternoon.]] | |
| − | [[Image:Newnewell.gif|thumb|What a wonderful afternoon]] | ||
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
| − | *Other FPS | + | *Other FPS Games. |
==Liked by== | ==Liked by== | ||
| − | *Half-Life Fans | + | *Half-Life Fans. |
| − | *His Wife | + | *His Wife |
==Disliked by== | ==Disliked by== | ||
| − | *Other videogame companies | + | *Other videogame companies. |
| − | *Fans who want to play Haf-Life 2: Episode 3 | + | *Fans who want to play Haf-Life 2: Episode 3. |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | *He has a wife and two diabetic children | + | *He has a wife and two diabetic children. |
| − | *He's also playable in [[Left 4 Dead]] | + | *He's also playable in [[Left 4 Dead]]. |
| − | *He caused at least three quarters of every single earthquake from 1963 to date | + | *He caused at least three quarters of every single earthquake from 1963 to date. |
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[[Category: Characters]] | [[Category: Characters]] | ||
[[Category: Characters - Male]] | [[Category: Characters - Male]] | ||
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[[Category: Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category: Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
[[Category: Real People]] | [[Category: Real People]] | ||
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Revision as of 14:54, 17 August 2010
Gabe Newell is the co-founder of Valve Corporation, the videogame company which created popular videogames, such as Half-Life, Team Fortress 2 and Left 4 Dead.
History
Gabe Newell was borned in 1962, and he was the genius of Harvard University, creating a huge increase of teacher's unemployement. Than, with his gigantic brain, he went to Microsoft, but he was fired by Bill Gates, because he was only hacking his high-tech computers.
Valve Corporation
Before Gabe join to the future videogame company, Valve was a plumbing syndicate, founded by two famous plumbers, but the syndicate had a bankrupt, because Gabe wasted all the money earned in food. So, he decided to turn the old plumbing corporation into a merry land (until the latest years).
List of videogames made by Valve
- Half-Life (1998)
- Half-Life: Opposing Force (1999)
- Counter-Strike (1999)
- Day of Defeat (1999)
- Team Fortress Classic (1999)
- Ricochet (2000)
- Half-Life: Blue Shift (2001)
- Half-Life: Decay (2001)
- Half Life 2 (2004)
- Half Life 2: Deathmatch (2004)
- Counter-Strike: Source (2005)
- Day of defeat: Source (2005)
- Garry's Mod (not exactly made, but available on Steam) (2005)
- Half Life 2: Episode 1 (2006)
- The Orange Box (2007)
- Half Life 2: Episode 2
- Portal
- Team Fortress 2
- Left 4 Dead (2008)
- Left 4 Dead 2 (2009)
- Alien Swarm (2010)
- Portal 2 (comming 2011)
- Half Life 2: Episode 3 (it will never be released)
Likes
Dislikes
- Other FPS Games.
Liked by
- Half-Life Fans.
- His Wife
Disliked by
- Other videogame companies.
- Fans who want to play Haf-Life 2: Episode 3.
Trivia
- He has a wife and two diabetic children.
- He's also playable in Left 4 Dead.
- He caused at least three quarters of every single earthquake from 1963 to date.
