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[[Image:200px-Seal_of_Minnesota.svg.png|thumb|right|Dat deres a nice State Seal eh?.]]
Minnesota is the 12th largest state in the USA and the location of the Mall of [[America]], the US's largest mall in area, and the 2nd largest in shopping space.
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Minnesota is the 12th largest state in the USA and the location of the Mall of [[America]], and the US's largest mall in area, and you betcha that leaves us as the 2nd largest in shopping space dun-chya-no?.
  
 
==Poopers From Minnesota==
 
==Poopers From Minnesota==
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*Minnesota is Dakota for "Sky-Tinted Water".
 
*Minnesota is Dakota for "Sky-Tinted Water".
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*Is famous for the hawt deesh, a casserole where one is not sure of the ingredients, but goes wid pop and dat Vikings game dun-chya-no?
 
*Mayo Clinic, one of the best hospitals in the world, is located in Minnesota.
 
*Mayo Clinic, one of the best hospitals in the world, is located in Minnesota.
 
*Minnesota used to trade [[Furry|fur]].
 
*Minnesota used to trade [[Furry|fur]].
 
*There are still farms in the Twin Cities.
 
*There are still farms in the Twin Cities.
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*In the winter it gets very cold, and very hot in the summer, but you get yousta it.
 
*[[Ash Ketchum]] insists that Vikings live in Minnesota.
 
*[[Ash Ketchum]] insists that Vikings live in Minnesota.
**The [[Nostalgia Critic]] insisted on apologizing to all Minnesotians for Ash's [[retard]]ation about Vikings.
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**The [[Nostalgia Critic]] insisted on apologizing to all Minnesotans for Ash's [[retard]]ation about Vikings.
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***Many speculate [[Ash Ketchum|Ash]] said that due to the Minnesota Vikings [[American Football|football]] team .
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*Our lingo is a result of years of blended bad English from over 43 different countries, innerestin' idn't it?
 
[[Category:Places]]
 
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[[Category:States]]
 
[[Category:States]]

Revision as of 19:48, 16 June 2010

Dat deres a nice State Seal eh?.

Minnesota is the 12th largest state in the USA and the location of the Mall of America, and the US's largest mall in area, and you betcha that leaves us as the 2nd largest in shopping space dun-chya-no?.

Poopers From Minnesota

Famous People From Minnesota

  • William O. Douglass (Longest serving Supreme Court Justice.)
  • Judy Garland (Actress who played Dorothy in The Wizard Of Oz.)
  • John Madden (The Football Man.)
  • DeWitt Wallace (Founder Of Reader's Digest.)
  • Linkara (Comic Book Reviewer)
  • Winona Ryder (Actress who played Lydia in Beetlejuice and Spock's mom in the recent Star Trek movie.)
  • Charles Schulz (Creator of the Peanuts Comic.)
  • Jesse Ventura (Wrestler and Governor.)
  • Prince (Singer.)

Trivia

  • Minnesota is Dakota for "Sky-Tinted Water".
  • Is famous for the hawt deesh, a casserole where one is not sure of the ingredients, but goes wid pop and dat Vikings game dun-chya-no?
  • Mayo Clinic, one of the best hospitals in the world, is located in Minnesota.
  • Minnesota used to trade fur.
  • There are still farms in the Twin Cities.
  • In the winter it gets very cold, and very hot in the summer, but you get yousta it.
  • Ash Ketchum insists that Vikings live in Minnesota.
  • Our lingo is a result of years of blended bad English from over 43 different countries, innerestin' idn't it?