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*[[The Legend of Zelda: The Light of Courage]] originated from a bad fanfiction. | *[[The Legend of Zelda: The Light of Courage]] originated from a bad fanfiction. | ||
*There are times when fan fiction actually becomes ''[[good]]''. However, they're mostly bad. | *There are times when fan fiction actually becomes ''[[good]]''. However, they're mostly bad. | ||
| − | **In fact, there's times where fanfics become | + | **In fact, there's times where fanfics become [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsGood/Fanfic so bad, it's good], such as this fanfic below. |
== A beautiful fanfic made with drabble == | == A beautiful fanfic made with drabble == | ||
Revision as of 19:51, 27 May 2010
"The next worst word you can couple with the word "Fan" is, you guessed it, the word FICTION..." -Strong Bad
Fanfics are known to normally be written by nerds. They normally have bad plot lines, fan characters, numerous plot holes, and many spelling errors. Very rarely will you find an example of a fanfic that's actually worth reading, that is unless you get a kick out of reading bad fanfics, such as Bennett The Sage.
Most fanfiction by boys will have fan characters and grammar errors, yuri undertones and other things. Fanfiction by girls will involve gay sex between two of the main cast members, and possibly Naruto and Final Fantasy. Feel free to swap these two descriptions for added fun.
Here is a typical fanfic, censored for your safety:
"Ahhh...Yes..." Rouge moans pleasurably as Sonic **** on her left **** after pulling down her **** **** ****. She held his head there, **** her other **** as Sonic kept ****. Yeah, they are seriously having **** right in **** ****, but they don't seem to ****. It was **** after Rouge got her whole **** and **** ****, fully **** and ready for the **** hedgehog. He turns her **** to **** and goes right into her ****, a **** **** **** **** **** before **** **** and gets **** **** ****. He grabs **** **** her ****, pushing at a **** high ****, making Rouge's huge **** **** against the glass front door of City Hall. "Ohhh! Sonic, that **** ****! **** me more! ****!!" she ****, turning to face him as he **** her ****. Rouge **** her arms around his **** and her **** around his **** as Sonic **** **** and pushes **** her ****. He has her **** against **** **** while **** **** until she **** him onto the **** **** ****, **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** as she **** his ****.
"Mmmm...yes...wonderful...mmmm..." she **** while ****, with Sonic **** at both her ****. Eventually, he **** **** and **** her upside-down, with her **** wrapping around his **** and his **** around her ****. She keeps **** on his **** as he **** **** **** until **** ****, Sonic **** right down her ****. Sonic hears the **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****.
Another example of poorly-written fanfiction: Ron saw that Draco had a 42-INCH PENIS. This made Ron feel very small; he only had a 21-INCH PENIS.
Trivia
- Most people like fanfics because of it having stuff that people would like to see in the real show. Other people hate it with their guts, and some people do....you know...while reading it. One person that likes to read fanfics is this guy. Another person who reads them is Bennett The Sage from thatguywiththeglasses.com. One person who used to write fanfics when he was young was Linkara, who was called PsyWeedle back when he was about 12 years old. This should prove as a point to not let 12-year-old people write fan fiction.
- The Legend of Zelda: The Light of Courage originated from a bad fanfiction.
- There are times when fan fiction actually becomes good. However, they're mostly bad.
- In fact, there's times where fanfics become so bad, it's good, such as this fanfic below.
A beautiful fanfic made with drabble
In a toaster, Gay Luigi ate his bagel. He had been busy with the bagel for hours and now wanted nothing more than an incestly cuddle or a Shroomish massage from his lover Mario.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his toastly Mario appeared at the door, grinning incestfully.
"Put down the bagel," Mario said gayly. "Unless you want me to eat that bagel on your ear."
Gay Luigi put down the bagel. He was poopful. He had never seen Mario so toasty before and it made him retarded.
Mario picked up the bagel, then withdrew a mudkip from his nose. "Don't be so poopful," Mario said with a toasty grimace. "A cat bit my snoopingas gland this morning, and everything became gay. Now with this bagel and this mudkip I can gayly rule the world!"
Gay Luigi clutched his brotherly snoopingas gland stupidly. This was his lover, his toastly Mario, now staring at him with a toasty nose.
"Fight it!" Gay Luigi shouted. "The cat just wants the bagel for his own toastly devices! He doesn't love you, not the incestly way I do!"
Gay Luigi could see Mario trembling stupidly. Gay Luigi reached out his ear and touched Mario's nose gayly. He was toastly, so toastly, but he knew only his brotherly love for Mario would break the cat's spell.
Sure enough, Mario dropped the bagel with a thunk. "Oh, Gay Luigi," he squealed. "I'm so incestly, can you ever forgive me?"
But Gay Luigi had already moved in a toaster. Like a toaster that toasts toast, he pressed his ear into Mario's nose. And as they fell together in a gay fit of love, the bagel lay on the floor, retarded and forgotten.
