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[[Image:Hogasmsig.gif|thumb| This is what a Hogasm looks like.]] | [[Image:Hogasmsig.gif|thumb| This is what a Hogasm looks like.]] | ||
| − | Hulk Hogan is a dangerous monster infamous for his penis grilling techniques. He is the most | + | Hulk Hogan is a dangerous monster infamous for his [[sex|penis grilling techniques]]. He is the most [[sex]]ually attractive being on Earth, to the point where catching a glimpse of him is lethal. |
[[No|Recently the grill stopped working because of overuse]]. | [[No|Recently the grill stopped working because of overuse]]. | ||
==Hogasm== | ==Hogasm== | ||
[[Image:Warrior-hogan2.gif|frame|right|Hulk Hogan once had a hogasm from getting [[sex|head]] by [[The Ultimate Warrior]].]] | [[Image:Warrior-hogan2.gif|frame|right|Hulk Hogan once had a hogasm from getting [[sex|head]] by [[The Ultimate Warrior]].]] | ||
| − | Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbling ejaculation called a hogasm. This | + | Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbling ejaculation called a [[sex|hogasm]]. This phenomena can cause your crotch to explode into an giant semen shower, destroying your pants in the process. It's rumored the ejaculation is secretly used to transport people, as it packs enough power to propel victims backwards to the moon. However, this has yet to be confirmed. |
| − | Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of a hogasm, leading to | + | Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of a hogasm, leading to unnecessary aggression. It's advised to treat them with care. |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Enjoys showing off his [[Penis|plump and juicy hot-dogs]] to his victims before violently ejaculating on them. | *Enjoys showing off his [[Penis|plump and juicy hot-dogs]] to his victims before violently ejaculating on them. | ||
*He is the '''ONLY''' person who could battle [[Brock Samson]] and win. Although Brock would still survive because he is equally as awesome. | *He is the '''ONLY''' person who could battle [[Brock Samson]] and win. Although Brock would still survive because he is equally as awesome. | ||
| − | *His ultimate rival is apparently | + | *His ultimate rival is apparently [[The Ultimate Warrior]]. |
| − | *Was a former wrestler in the WWF/WWE. | + | *Was a former wrestler in the [[wwe|WWF/WWE]]. |
| − | *Is now in a reality TV show. | + | *Is now in a [[Shit|reality TV show]]. |
*Also known as [[The Incredible Hulk]] Hogan. | *Also known as [[The Incredible Hulk]] Hogan. | ||
*He sometimes does voice acting for [[Robot Chicken]]. | *He sometimes does voice acting for [[Robot Chicken]]. | ||
| − | *Francine proposed that he wrestle against [[Arthur Read]]. Yes. | + | *Francine proposed that he wrestle against [[Arthur Read]]. [[Yes]]. |
| − | *As of October of 2009, Hulk Hogan has returned to the wrestling universe... but he'll be in [[Porn|TNA]] instead of the WWE. | + | *As of October of 2009, Hulk Hogan has returned to the wrestling universe... but he'll be in [[Porn|TNA]] instead of the [[WWE]]. |
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*Saying Brotha | *Saying Brotha | ||
*Yellow/Red Uniforms | *Yellow/Red Uniforms | ||
| − | *Wrestling | + | *[[WWE|Wrestling]] |
{{vid|cgeUD99185s}} | {{vid|cgeUD99185s}} | ||
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*Vince McMahon | *Vince McMahon | ||
*"Macho Man" Randy Savage | *"Macho Man" Randy Savage | ||
| − | *The Ultimate Warrior | + | *[[The Ultimate Warrior]] |
*The fact that Bass (from the ''Dead or Alive'' games) looks just like him. | *The fact that Bass (from the ''Dead or Alive'' games) looks just like him. | ||
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*Bass | *Bass | ||
*[[Bandit Keith]] | *[[Bandit Keith]] | ||
| − | *Everyone | + | *[[YOU|Everyone]] |
{{DEFAULTSORT:Hulk Hogan}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Hulk Hogan}} | ||
[[Category:Professional Wrestlers]] | [[Category:Professional Wrestlers]] | ||
Revision as of 13:52, 11 May 2010
This article is filed under Characters.
Hulk Hogan is a dangerous monster infamous for his penis grilling techniques. He is the most sexually attractive being on Earth, to the point where catching a glimpse of him is lethal.
Recently the grill stopped working because of overuse.
Hogasm
Hulk Hogan once had a hogasm from getting head by The Ultimate Warrior.
Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbling ejaculation called a hogasm. This phenomena can cause your crotch to explode into an giant semen shower, destroying your pants in the process. It's rumored the ejaculation is secretly used to transport people, as it packs enough power to propel victims backwards to the moon. However, this has yet to be confirmed. Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of a hogasm, leading to unnecessary aggression. It's advised to treat them with care.
Trivia
- He stars in a cartoon.
- Occasionally makes mistakes in speeches.
- Enjoys showing off his plump and juicy hot-dogs to his victims before violently ejaculating on them.
- He is the ONLY person who could battle Brock Samson and win. Although Brock would still survive because he is equally as awesome.
- His ultimate rival is apparently The Ultimate Warrior.
- Was a former wrestler in the WWF/WWE.
- Is now in a reality TV show.
- Also known as The Incredible Hulk Hogan.
- He sometimes does voice acting for Robot Chicken.
- Francine proposed that he wrestle against Arthur Read. Yes.
- As of October of 2009, Hulk Hogan has returned to the wrestling universe... but he'll be in TNA instead of the WWE.
Likes
- Saying Brotha
- Yellow/Red Uniforms
- Wrestling
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Dislikes
- Animal Cruelty
- Vince McMahon
- "Macho Man" Randy Savage
- The Ultimate Warrior
- The fact that Bass (from the Dead or Alive games) looks just like him.
