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He has also had [[sex]] with more [[:Category:Characters - Female|women]] than most characters in the Poop Dimension.
 
He has also had [[sex]] with more [[:Category:Characters - Female|women]] than most characters in the Poop Dimension.
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==Likes==
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*[[Booze|Vodka]] martinis that have been shaken.
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*Women
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*The [[United Kingdom]]
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==Dislikes==
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*[[Fat Mario|Dr. No]]
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**The rest of the villains in the series.
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*Stirred vodka martinis
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*His Walther PPK
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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*He knows judo.
 
*He knows judo.
 
*He is also very intelligent, and sometimes understands his enemies' technologies even better than the [[Evil|villains]] themselves.
 
*He is also very intelligent, and sometimes understands his enemies' technologies even better than the [[Evil|villains]] themselves.
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*[[Austin Powers]] is a stylized parody of him.
 
*The songs from his series are part of a [[Youtube Poop]] sub-fad of [[THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN]]. In this sub-fad, his songs are edited with "[[pingas]]" replacing several words (for example: "♫So live and let [[PINGAS]]♫" [see right], or "♫The man with the golden [[PINGAS]]♫").
 
*The songs from his series are part of a [[Youtube Poop]] sub-fad of [[THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN]]. In this sub-fad, his songs are edited with "[[pingas]]" replacing several words (for example: "♫So live and let [[PINGAS]]♫" [see right], or "♫The man with the golden [[PINGAS]]♫").
 
[[Category:British]]
 
[[Category:British]]
 
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Revision as of 20:50, 18 March 2010

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Name: James Bond "007"
Appears In: James Bond Series
Sex: Male
Age: Ageless
Nationality: English
Occupation(s): 00 agent
Played By: Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, Daniel Craig

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"The Man With the Golden Gun".

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James Bond is a "00" agent that works for the British SIS/MI6. Throughout the years, he has stopped many evil madmen from either taking over or destroying the world.

He has also had sex with more women than most characters in the Poop Dimension.

Likes

Dislikes

  • Dr. No
    • The rest of the villains in the series.
  • Stirred vodka martinis
  • His Walther PPK

Trivia

  • He likes his vodka martinis shaken, not stirred.
  • He primarily uses a Walther PPK.
  • He knows judo.
  • He is also very intelligent, and sometimes understands his enemies' technologies even better than the villains themselves.
  • Austin Powers is a stylized parody of him.
  • The songs from his series are part of a Youtube Poop sub-fad of THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN. In this sub-fad, his songs are edited with "pingas" replacing several words (for example: "♫So live and let PINGAS♫" [see right], or "♫The man with the golden PINGAS♫").