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| − | Drake & Josh is an American sitcom shown on the | + | Drake & Josh is an American sitcom shown on the [[Nickelodeon]] television network, which starred Drake Bell and Josh Peck. Both stars had already played roles in The Amanda Show, as had Nancy Sullivan, who played their mother in the show. Jonathan Goldstein played their father, and Miranda Cosgrove played their little annoying, devilish sister. |
| − | [[Image:img402.jpg|thumb|Drake and Josh on the set]] | + | [[Image:img402.jpg|thumb|Drake and Josh on the set.]] |
==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
==='''Drake Parker''' '''(Daraku Parkuh)'''=== | ==='''Drake Parker''' '''(Daraku Parkuh)'''=== | ||
| − | Drake is a | + | Drake is a rather dim-witted teenager on the show, and is known to ask stupid questions such as "How does one ejaculate?" and "Where's Waldo/Dildo?". [[King Harkinian]] and Drake recently were seen together raping a building. He is also the brother of more annoying '''Josh''' and '''Megan'''. |
==='''Josh Nichols''' '''(Jush Nickulls)'''=== | ==='''Josh Nichols''' '''(Jush Nickulls)'''=== | ||
| − | The | + | The brother of Drake and Megan's brother. Later on, he would then date the bitch for no apparent reason. First becoming evident in the first episode of Season 3, he loses weight during later seasons to be a better role model. In the first couple seasons, he is rather zany, but gets more serious and sarcastic. |
==='''Megan Parker''' '''(Satan)'''=== | ==='''Megan Parker''' '''(Satan)'''=== | ||
| − | Megan is Drake's sister and Josh's step sister | + | Megan is Drake's sister and Josh's step sister, and is possibly the meanest character in the show. Some say that one day, she murdered everyone in her family and then moved to Seattle, Washington to make iCarly a reality. |
==='''Walter Nichols''' '''(Sweaty Weatherman)'''=== | ==='''Walter Nichols''' '''(Sweaty Weatherman)'''=== | ||
| − | Like [[Oogtar]], nobody likes him (except his wife, duh). He is allergic to | + | Like [[Oogtar]], nobody likes him (except his wife, duh). He is ''very'' allergic to Cumin as seen in "The Affair", and enjoys getting drunk with [[King Harkinian|the king]] very often and goes clubbing. |
==='''Audrey Parker Nichols''' '''(The Mom No One Gives a Fuck About)'''=== | ==='''Audrey Parker Nichols''' '''(The Mom No One Gives a Fuck About)'''=== | ||
| − | Audrey is the mother of Drake and Megan and the stepmother of Josh. She is usually telling the boys to try not to be so retarded | + | Audrey is the mother of Drake and Megan and the stepmother of Josh. She is usually telling the boys to try not to be so retarded. |
==Often used in poops by== | ==Often used in poops by== | ||
Revision as of 17:12, 9 March 2010
Drake & Josh is an American sitcom shown on the Nickelodeon television network, which starred Drake Bell and Josh Peck. Both stars had already played roles in The Amanda Show, as had Nancy Sullivan, who played their mother in the show. Jonathan Goldstein played their father, and Miranda Cosgrove played their little annoying, devilish sister.
Characters
Drake Parker (Daraku Parkuh)
Drake is a rather dim-witted teenager on the show, and is known to ask stupid questions such as "How does one ejaculate?" and "Where's Waldo/Dildo?". King Harkinian and Drake recently were seen together raping a building. He is also the brother of more annoying Josh and Megan.
Josh Nichols (Jush Nickulls)
The brother of Drake and Megan's brother. Later on, he would then date the bitch for no apparent reason. First becoming evident in the first episode of Season 3, he loses weight during later seasons to be a better role model. In the first couple seasons, he is rather zany, but gets more serious and sarcastic.
Megan Parker (Satan)
Megan is Drake's sister and Josh's step sister, and is possibly the meanest character in the show. Some say that one day, she murdered everyone in her family and then moved to Seattle, Washington to make iCarly a reality.
Walter Nichols (Sweaty Weatherman)
Like Oogtar, nobody likes him (except his wife, duh). He is very allergic to Cumin as seen in "The Affair", and enjoys getting drunk with the king very often and goes clubbing.
Audrey Parker Nichols (The Mom No One Gives a Fuck About)
Audrey is the mother of Drake and Megan and the stepmother of Josh. She is usually telling the boys to try not to be so retarded.
Often used in poops by
- Temeku
- Sonicobbsessed
- DuoChan2008
- elmilten
- b331z3bub444
