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*Peggy Hill (Wife, a substitute teacher that speaks terrible Spanish) | *Peggy Hill (Wife, a substitute teacher that speaks terrible Spanish) | ||
*Bobby Hill (Son, who has little in common with him) | *Bobby Hill (Son, who has little in common with him) | ||
| − | *Cotton Hill (R.I.P.) (Father, a WWII veteran that hates [[Japanese|Japs]]) | + | *Cotton Hill (R.I.P.) (Father, a WWII veteran that hates [[Japanese|Japs]] and his own son) |
*Tilly Hill (Mother, divorced Cotton; currently lives in Arizona) | *Tilly Hill (Mother, divorced Cotton; currently lives in Arizona) | ||
*Luanne Platter, his obnoxious niece who, thanks to an an abusive mother and criminal father, resides in Hank's house. | *Luanne Platter, his obnoxious niece who, thanks to an an abusive mother and criminal father, resides in Hank's house. | ||
| − | *Has a grandson named G.H. | + | *Has a grandson named G.H., short for ''Good Hank''. |
*As well as a [[Japanese]] half-brother that is just like him. | *As well as a [[Japanese]] half-brother that is just like him. | ||
*One of his cousins, Dusty, the bassist of [[ZZ Top]]. | *One of his cousins, Dusty, the bassist of [[ZZ Top]]. | ||
Revision as of 19:03, 26 January 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Hank Hill is the main character of the show King of the Hill. He is the assistant manager at Strickland Propane from Arlen, Texas, and should be approached with caution.
Family
- Peggy Hill (Wife, a substitute teacher that speaks terrible Spanish)
- Bobby Hill (Son, who has little in common with him)
- Cotton Hill (R.I.P.) (Father, a WWII veteran that hates Japs and his own son)
- Tilly Hill (Mother, divorced Cotton; currently lives in Arizona)
- Luanne Platter, his obnoxious niece who, thanks to an an abusive mother and criminal father, resides in Hank's house.
- Has a grandson named G.H., short for Good Hank.
- As well as a Japanese half-brother that is just like him.
- One of his cousins, Dusty, the bassist of ZZ Top.
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Likes
- His Family
- His Truck
- Propane
- Propane Accessories
- Alamo Beer
- American Football
- The Dallas Cowboys
- The Houstan Texans (At one point at least. We're not sure of what he thinks of them as of today.)
- The Dallas Cowboys
- His Tools
- His Garage
- Texas
- George W. Bush
- Saying that he's gonna kick your ass.
- Kicking people's asses.
- Standing on the sidewalk while drinking beer.
Dislikes
- Bobby's Interests
- Soccer
- That he was born in New York.
- Getting kicked in the balls by his son.
- Losing in Punch Out!! by his son.
- Charcoal
Quotes
- That boy ain't right.
- What's the point in arguing?!
- I'm gonna kick your ass!
- I must hide my nudity! (while in his underwear)
- There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed! (when seeing Bobby with a dirty cheerleaders' uniform)
- I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ass.
- I tell ya hwhat.
- I sell propane and propane accessories.
- Gotdangit Bobbeh!
- BOGWAAAAAGH
Trivia
- He once accidentally sold cocaine and cocaine accessories. He didn't know what he was doing until his dog Ladybird sniffed it out.
- One time, he was surgically attached to his son's left leg.
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